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yourcool
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February 4, 2012 7:29pm UTC

They say when penguins find their mate,
they stay together for the rest of their lives.
Will you be my penguin? ♥

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 5:48pm UTC

scientist: the average person spends 13 hours online per week
me: lol you mean per day
Paperlung's format
nmq

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whatagorgeousmess
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February 4, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Facebook boys: You should come over. We can have some fun if you know what I mean. ;)Witty boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favorite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.

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zeldaxlove
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Smile,
because thats often the best revenge for those who hurt you.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 8:00pm UTC

If you and your
BOYFRIEND/ GIRLFRIEND
traded phones for one day,
would you still be together
BY THE END
( Of The Day? )

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Wizards of Waverly Place
ends tonight. my childhood is officially over

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC

I don't re-check
my test. I just flip threw the pages
anyone else?

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Vampgirl101
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 8:05pm UTC

i found a spider...
so my mom smashed it with a taco!!

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jb4ever98
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Welcome to America.
Where the president's black,
& the king of rap is white

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KaTi3Gx3
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Dear lady,
with the 6 screaming kids ages 9 & under at the store: If you're wondering how that box of condoms got in your cart, you're welcome. ♥

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LONERFORLIFEEE
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Her
I miss him. It's all my fault. He would have answered me by now. Ugh! What did I even do, or say?! Nothing. Nothing. I'm so stupid. I'M SO STUPID. How does "Eating Yogurt, hby?" ruin a realtionship. Ugh. Guess I'm back to single. He usually takes 2 minutes to answer! Its been 25! Ugh. I hate my life I hate my Life I hate my life!
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Him
LOL chill brah my phone died.
27 seconds ago · Like nmf

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they0ungbitch3z
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 7:41pm UTC

BOYS DON'T GET,
how jealous girls get just when they see you talking to another girl.

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