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June 12, 2013 8:26am UTC

That horrible oment when you're taking a shower when the hot water runs out, and you're left standing there, freezing and with shampoo in your hair. And you're like WHY.

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June 12, 2013 8:17am UTC

There once was a ship that could not be sunk.
The ship was called FriendShip.
A way to sink the ship was found.
It caused the ship to run aground.
What happened to the sailors?
The ones who'd made the trip?
The ship sank. They all drowned.

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June 12, 2013 8:05am UTC

So I came back to my old school to visit.
A teacher thought I was an actual student and tried to give me detention.

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June 12, 2013 7:04am UTC

So today I ate a zongzi (sort of like a rice dumpling) because it was Duanwujie (Dragon Boat Festival).
I poked my chopsticks into it and there was nothing inside. Just rice filled with more rice.
It was sort of like taking the wrapper off of a candy bar and then finding out that there wasn't actually a candy bar inside, just another wrapper.
I ate it anyway. It didn't really taste like much.
It was like eating the wrapper inside of the wrapper.

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June 12, 2013 3:33am UTC

Me Eating.
My Grandma: You're done already? But you didn't even eat that much! Why don't you eat more? There's a lot of food left! I made so much just for you! Eat some more! You didn't eat much for [insert last meal here]! You must be hungry! Eat!
My Mom: Why are you eating so much? You ate so much already! Stop eating! Look, you're growing fat! You're already [insert weight here]! OH MY GOSH IS THAT FAT I SEE

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theinfinitejar
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June 12, 2013 3:15am UTC

That horrible moment when you wake up
in the middle of the night
and hear a mosquito buzzing in your ear.

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