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theguyuwishuwere

1. theguyuwishuwere
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   May 25, 2012 2:44pm UTC
   Theres been alot of quotes saying "im fat, ugly, usless, and no one cares about me." and "im about to die could you fav my quote?" and its really starting to depress me.do you think i should stop going on witty.comment pleaz!
   
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2. theguyuwishuwere
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   May 4, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   So i was waching Lilo and Stich the other day and Lilo was sitting on the living room floor shaking a pickle jar full of spoons with faces, and i was thinkin man this kids got problems.
   
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3. theguyuwishuwere
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   April 29, 2012 6:55pm UTC
   God loves you! just incase you were wondering.
   
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4. theguyuwishuwere
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   April 24, 2012 9:23am UTC
   trying to teach my grama how to text.
   me:now type what you want to say.
   grama:why do G's keep appearing in this little box?!?
   me:thats because your fingers on the g key,grama.
   me:
   grama:
   me:
   grama:
   me:
   grama:well?make it stop!
   
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5. theguyuwishuwere
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   April 23, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   what if your entire life is a dream and you wake up as a baby?
   
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6. theguyuwishuwere
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   April 23, 2012 9:11pm UTC
   Only in a 4th grade math problem can you buy 40 cantalopes without being questioned.
   
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7. theguyuwishuwere
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   April 14, 2012 12:50pm UTC
   Best saturday ever!!!!=sittin on couch,listening to f.u.n,reading witty quotes and LAUGHING MY SOCKS OFF!
   
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8. theguyuwishuwere
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   April 14, 2012 12:33pm UTC
   question of the day-
   why was the guy who discoverd milk touching the cow's utters?
   
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9. theguyuwishuwere
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   April 5, 2012 9:48am UTC
   Dont worry about tomorows crap untill you've finished todays.
   
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10. theguyuwishuwere
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    April 3, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    I HATE YOU!
    IT MEANS I LOVE YOU IN REALLY SUPER CUNFUSING GIRL LANGUAGE.
    
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