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ChickNorris
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September 9, 2012 4:19am UTC

"i want to glue a
tiny moustache on your
cat on wedensday..."

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L0v3OrB3L0v3d
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September 9, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Patrick: Are you Squidward?
Fire Hydrant: .....
Patrick: That's okay take your time.

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bizzlebelles
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September 9, 2012 10:50pm UTC

...and God is able
to make all grace abound toward you, that you,
ALWAYS HAVING ALL SUFFICIENCY IN ALL THINGS,
may have an abundance for every good work.
2 Corinthians 9:8 (NKJ)

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Scarhead
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September 9, 2012 3:31pm UTC

I cant do this....anymore...
the cake is staring right at me...I NEED TO EAT THE CAKE!
No, i am not hungry, not hungry....not hun-OK I AM STARVING!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Melrose*
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September 9, 2012 2:21pm UTC

id honestly rather wear crocs
than wake up for school tomorrow.

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Tay*
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September 8, 2012 2:38pm UTC

I'll listen for hours, cause
I know the power of a song
when a song hits you right.

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fawn
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September 7, 2012 11:10pm UTC

"The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain."
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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nopatience
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September 7, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Twilight obsessed friends: Team Edward! Team Jacob!
Team Edward! Team Jacob!
Me: team shove Bella off a cliff

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itchythumbmaniac
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September 6, 2012 7:16pm UTC

*In French class*
Teacher: Je M'appelle Bruno, or Mr. Bruno.
Class: ok
Mr. Bruno: well, thats what you call me in front of the other teachers.... but here, I'm Big Boss or Your Magesty.
He's officially the coolest french teacher ever.

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