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glitter on my hands*

1. glitter on my hands*
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2014 4:58pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you discover your town's website
   and you look through all the photos to see if you're in any
   
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2. glitter on my hands*
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   March 12, 2014 7:53pm UTC
   Baby, you've got the sort of laugh that waters me
   And makes me grow tall and strong and proud and flattens me
   I find you stunning, but you are running me down
   My love's too big for you my love
   And if I was stronger then I would tell you no
   And if I was stronger then I will leave this show
   And if I was stronger then I would up and go
   But here I am and here we go again
   Baby, you've got the sort of eyes that tell me tales
   That your sort of mouth just will not say, the truth impales
   That you don't need me, but you won't leave me
   
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3. glitter on my hands*
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   March 11, 2014 5:07pm UTC
   "We can’t hate ourselves into a version of ourselves we can love." - Lori Deschene
   
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4. glitter on my hands*
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   March 10, 2014 6:12pm UTC
   How do I explain to someone that when they look at me it's like nutella
   does that make sense
   at all
   
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5. glitter on my hands*
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   March 6, 2014 7:44pm UTC
   me: buys a ton of cute stickers
   me: never uses them because they're too cute
   
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6. glitter on my hands*
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   March 4, 2014 6:11pm UTC
   Christian Schoolgirl Problem #3
   When you start shipping your classmates and can't share it with anyone.
   
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7. glitter on my hands*
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   February 23, 2014 5:06pm UTC
   finn the jake and dog the human
   
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8. glitter on my hands*
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   February 21, 2014 1:14pm UTC
   I'm lost but I'm home
   
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9. glitter on my hands*
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   February 21, 2014 9:54am UTC
   So a nature valley granola bar ad was in the new quotes
   and I tried to favorite it
   
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10. glitter on my hands*
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    February 21, 2014 9:51am UTC
    Breathe,
    go to a mirror, take a step back,
    close your eyes
    big breath in, slow release,
    open,
    look,
    smile,
    compliment, thumbs up and hit life hard.
    Because really, what more can you do?
    
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11. glitter on my hands*
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    February 21, 2014 9:47am UTC
    I find it a little bit funny
    how breaks during the school year are like muting your life for a while
    but summer break is like turning the volume up louder
    
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12. glitter on my hands*
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    February 13, 2014 4:10pm UTC
    Dangit, I have all these quotes that I want to delete, but then I see 2 people favorited it and I'm like "Oh no, what if I changed their life?!"
    
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13. glitter on my hands*
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    February 12, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    What if I just go be no one?
    Could you try and not get so much work done?
    Sometimes I've just had enough
    I fall apart
    
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14. glitter on my hands*
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    February 12, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    Is this how the dinosaurs felt
    when the sun got too hot?
    
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15. glitter on my hands*
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    February 11, 2014 6:45pm UTC
    Tip: don't look up "johnlock" on google images. During computer lab. In a room full of your female puritan classmates.
    My friend learned that the hard way -_-
    
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16. glitter on my hands*
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    January 28, 2014 11:51am UTC
    Oh, so you're gonna make your profile complicated so I can't unfollow you?
    Clever. Very clever.
    
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17. glitter on my hands*
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    January 23, 2014 7:42pm UTC
    Christian Schoolgirl Problem #3
    Watching "The Ten Commandments" while Thrift Shop is stuck in your head.
    
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18. glitter on my hands*
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    January 20, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    Christian Schoolgirl Problems #2-
    You can swear all you want, but as soon as you say "oh my god" once, you're a devil child for the rest of the month.
    
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19. glitter on my hands*
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    January 18, 2014 6:56pm UTC
    *whispers* "Dude, do you even lift?"
    "what?"
    "what."
    " 'Dude, do you even live?' "
    "Lift."
    
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20. glitter on my hands*
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    January 18, 2014 6:54pm UTC
    Christian Schoolgirl Problems #1
    Teacher-"okay, Let's pray."
    Me-*sneezes extremely loud*
    Teacher-*silence*
    
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