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  3. Hadley_heart Hadley_heart
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2016 10:53pm UTC
    it's not that they didn't care about each other. They did but he was held back by his responsibilities and would rather drown himself in alcohol than the depths of her eyes. It's not that they didn't want to make it work. They did but she had this fear of not being enough and couldn't accept the fact that someone might actually love her back. You see, they cared about one another, but were too oblivious to realize it. And they could have loved each other. God, they could have loved each other.

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 2:29am UTC
    when ur crush tells a dumb joke and u make a frustrated noise and they go “come on you know you love me”
    and ur just
    (⊙ヮ⊙) …………
    yeHA THAT’S THE PROBLEM

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 2:26pm UTC
    do you ever think you’re special to someone but then you see this person acting the same with everyone else and you just kind of
    oh
    alright

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

  8. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 11:27am UTC
    *throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

  9. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 7:50am UTC
    One of the kids in my class was born on April Fool's and his dad missed his birth because
    when his mum called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    am i the only one
    that thinks the front of cars look like faces?

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    does anyone know why a camera pops up every time you fave a quote?
    like is that an april fool's joke or should i be actually concerned.

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 12:49am UTC
    nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

  13. thisgirljamie thisgirljamie
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 10:36am UTC
    "The pain doesn't go away. You just make room for it."

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 1:31am UTC
    on the first day of school
    teacher: name five things about you that most people don't know about you.
    me thinking: otps, gay fanfics, blogging all night, fangirling, fandoms, book series, marathons of my favorite tv show, unhealthy obsession with middle aged celebs, band members, ships, movies, british actors, my best friend lives across the world, band merch, post concert depression, gay ships, food, fan art.
    me: i have a sibling, 2 pets, my favorite color is orange, my favorite subject is lunch, and i live on the internet.

  15. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 11:50pm UTC
    If
    someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them. You should turn it
    up, lay on your bed, close your eyes and really listen to it, even if it's
    10 minutes long.Because at the end you will know that person much better, they have just shared a piece of  themselves.Small as it is, they trust you enough to share something personal.
     

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:29pm UTC
    what if you were looking at your alarm clock one day and it was 11:59 PM but then it turned to 11:60 PM

  17. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 10:23am UTC
    we may not be best friends anymore
    we may not stay up until 4am
    every single night
    talking about whatever is on our minds
    but i will never forget
    the things you said
    the plans we made
    and how happy i felt with you
    we may not be best friends anymore
    but you are still the one person
    i think about every night until 4am
    and talk about whatever is on my mind
    hoping you will be thinking about me too
    you are still the one person
    who can make me happy
    because you are still my best friend
    just because you replaced me
    doesn't mean i have to replace you
    a.r

  18. narcotic narcotic
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 8:02pm UTC
    me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

  19. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 9:49pm UTC
    {KARMA HAS NO MENU.
    YOU GET SERVED WHAT YOU DESERVE.

  20. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 11:57am UTC
    Good people deserve good things.

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