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AEleanore
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May 26, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Friend: what's your sxeual orientation?
Me: i'm a sxeual atheist.
Friend: what does that mean?
Me: i don't believe i'll ever get laid.

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AEleanore
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May 26, 2013 8:48pm UTC

TO DO LIST
1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear a shirt that says 'life'. Hand out lemons on street corner.
4. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

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AEleanore
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May 26, 2013 8:43pm UTC

SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS AND
THIS HAPPENED
GUY: hey
GIRL:
GUY: HEY
GIRL: what?
GUY: you know, there should be a warning sign on my d/ck
GIRL: excuse me?
GUY: yeah, it should say choking hazard *high fives bro*
GIRL: isn't that a label they put on small objects?

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yippido
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April 4, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Funnest thing to do at the mall on a friday night:
Go to target and say to people: Im from Narnia! Get at me!
Then just run away <3

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sheyannadawn72*
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May 26, 2013 9:35pm UTC

I'm that type of girl who can have a smile on her face, but countless scars on her body.

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almost alice*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 5:28pm UTC

my attempt at song writing
the night from hell has just begun
i guess theres no turning back now
and these cuts mean nothing to you
they are just marks that appered
no reason behind them
well you dont care
so why should i
everyone knows im just a waste of space
and time but lets change that
maybe if we try
we can stop the hurt and the pain
well someday we'll stop giving in
but until then theres things to do
so remember one thing
there will be a time
alittle hard to see
but there will be a time
when it all stops
and know one knows
quite how it goes from there
~emma madden sheerin please dont steal this

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almost alice*
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May 26, 2013 8:17pm UTC

you have seen my cuts and said nothing u have seen the messages that say i want out and that im done but u just sit by watchin me self destruct it just proves how much u really care

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