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1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3. Wear a shirt that says 'life'. Hand out lemons on street corner.

4. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

 
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TO DO LIST 1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

7 faves · 1 comments · May 26, 2013 8:48pm

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EverAfterMaster3 · 1 decade ago
get in a crowded elevator and say "so I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here."
Change name to Simon speak in third person
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