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1. thatsacex3
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2010 8:45am UTC
   It's sad..
   when people you know, become people you once knew.
   
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2. thatsacex3
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   December 18, 2010 8:39am UTC
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3. thatsacex3
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   November 18, 2010 6:04am UTC
   Father: nice Miley Cyrus song you got there..
   Daughter: Dad! It's not Miley Cyrus
   Father: It's Taylor Swift. I like that singer
   Daughter: NO DAD!
   Father: Katy Perry?
   Daughter: For god's sake dad! It's Justin Bieber, ughh!
   
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4. thatsacex3
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2010 5:59am UTC
   Boy: Do you want a hug?
   Girl: No
   Boy: Do you even know what I said?
   Girl: Yes
   Boy: What?
   Girl: Do you want a hug?
   Boy: If you insist :D
   
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5. thatsacex3
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   November 18, 2010 5:56am UTC
   "Daddy, how did you meet mom?"
   "Son, i commented on her facebook status".
   
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6. thatsacex3
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2010 3:04pm UTC
   Elementary school;
   eww! you kissed him..
   Middle school;
   C'mon, kiss! kiss! kiss!
   High school;
   Seriously guys, stop making out and go get a room!
   
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7. thatsacex3
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2010 2:06am UTC
   1800s;
   where do you live? I will write you a letter.
   1900s;
   Whats your phone number? i'll call you.
   2000s;
   Whats your email? ill message you.
   2010;
   Do you have facebook? ill add you ;)
   
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8. thatsacex3
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2010 1:08pm UTC
   Turning into a Ninja,
   when you hear your phone ringing in another room ;)
   
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9. thatsacex3
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2010 11:56pm UTC
   I don't stalk,
   i investigate ;)
   
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10. thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 10:09am UTC
    Hold on,
    i'm going to get you another cup of
    B I T C H.
    
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11. thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 9:59am UTC
    & why is my bed
    so much comfy on a school day?
    
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12. thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 11:41am UTC
    Today,
    was my dad's birthday, so as a joke
    i got him one of those big erasers that
    say "FOR BIG MISTAKES". He opened it,
    & tried to erase me with it then said,
    "It doesn't work". Handed it back to me & left.
    FML .
    
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13. thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 1:37pm UTC
    You remind me of a penny.
    why?
    cause you're two faced & worthless.
    
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14. thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 6:39am UTC
    why try so hard to fit in When
    clearly, you were born to stand out
    
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15. thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 6:09am UTC
    Skittles that go to college are Smarties ;)
    
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16. thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 5:59am UTC
    You're about as pointless as the white crayon..
    
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17. thatsacex3
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    October 14, 2010 3:11pm UTC
    Hi, i'm a boy.
    i'm a professional heartbreaker.
    But, let's forget about that for a second,
    while i lure you in with lies about how
    i'm never going to hurt you & about
    how you mean a lot to me.
    Sounds good right?
    Yeah, not for long.
    
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18. thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2010 2:54pm UTC
    Boy: I love you
    Girl: Prove it.
    Boy: How?
    Girl: Throw away your xBox..
    Boy: Get out.
    <3
    
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19. thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2010 2:39pm UTC
    Oh no,
    don't worry about me,
    it's not like i have feelings or anything..
    
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20. thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2010 2:35pm UTC
    I can't believe that;
    Lady GaGa's real name is
    Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta..
    
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