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  1. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2010 9:43am UTC
    Brunette:
    "Look, there's a dead bird
    Blonde:
    *Looks up at the sky*
    "Where?"

  2. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 8:16am UTC
    A GIRL NEEDS
    blood transfusion, so her boyfriend gives her his. Months later, they broke up & he wants his blood back. So, she hands him a tampon & says.. she'll make monthly payments. ♥

  3. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 8:04am UTC
    Your display picture is a car?
    sorry, i didn't realize you were a transformer..

  4. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 8:00am UTC
    Making life decisions
    in the shower

  5. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  6. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 7:08am UTC
    /// and because of you < - - - -
    shewonderswhatswrongwithher
    thanks to you , she thinks that shes || w o r t h l e s s ||
    Not minee(:
    i jusstt loved it..

  7. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 6:19am UTC
    im[possible]
    nothing is impossible.

  8. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 6:16am UTC
    Apparently,
    1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
    & there are 5 people in my family, so
    it must be one of them. It's either my
    mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.
    Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu.
    But, i think it's Colin.

  9. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 3:59am UTC
    If you have;
    food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over
    your head, & a place to sleep..
    you're richer than 75%
    of the world.
    if you have money in the bank, your wallet &&
    some spare change, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy..
    if you woke up this morning with more health than illness
    You are more blessed than the million people
    who will NOT survive this week.
    If you have never experienced
    the danger>>of battle
    the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible
    pangs of starvation;;
    You are luckier than 500
    million people, alive &
    SUFFERING.
    If you can read this message
    YOU ARE MORE
    FORTUNATE than 3
    billion people who cannot
    read it at all.

  10. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 3:07am UTC
    When i was your age
    tamagotchi was the bomb ;)

  11. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 2:57am UTC
    Team Edward
    ...until Jacob takes off his shirt (;

  12. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 12:42pm UTC
    All i want is
    you to stand outside my window,
    throwing pebbles, & screaming
    "I'm in love with you"..
    <3

  13. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 11:33am UTC
    Well, i don't know to reply to that..
    so, i'm just going to put a smiley..
    :)

  14. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 11:26am UTC
    "Where are we going?"
    "I dont know, i was following you.."

  15. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 1:24pm UTC
    That Moment
    when you get caught in your pyjamas
    by an unexpected visitor ;o

  16. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 9:04am UTC
    Happy Birthday.
    You're Not Getting Older, You're Just Getting Closer To Death (:

  17. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 9:40am UTC
    *Falls over* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, you're crying..
    are you okay?

  18. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 9:37am UTC
    I was going to do something;
    but i got distracted for 5 seconds and forgot.

  19. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 9:31am UTC
    I would carry you to the moon
    ♥ LOL JK,
    You're fat and i'd die.

  20. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 9:25am UTC
    Everyone;
    At one point of their lives, has been hit in the face by a
    BALL .

:)

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