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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    Reasons to be nice to someone:
    -Why do you need a reason? Just be nice to people, my God.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. wittygirl1 wittygirl1
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Wake me up
    Wake me up inside
    I can't wake up
    Wake me up inside
    Save me
    Call my name and save me from the dark
    Wake me up
    Bid my blood to run
    I can't wake up
    Before I come undone
    Save me
    Save me from the nothing I've become

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    why are all social sites blue?
    because it’s the color of the sky and we never go out to see it.

  5. Alliebabiiee Alliebabiiee
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    The divorce rate
    among my socks is astonishing
    so-relatable.tumblr.com

  6. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    I don't care how old I am, or who's watching. I will climb up the stairs on all fours
    and pretend to be a dog

  7. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    So my brothers and I did a team costume for Halloween. Team Rocket from Pokemon. I was Jessie, my older brother was James, and my little brother was Meowth. True story (:

  8. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    I feel bad for
    kids in the future.
    They'll have so much more to cover
    in their history classes.

  9. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Romeo: Hey I just met you
    Romeo: and this is crazy
    Romeo: but I saw you at your dad's party that I wasn't supposed to attend and I thought you were pretty cute so I followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and I found out you were a capulet and got bummed so I snuck into your backyard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though I wanted to bone Rosaline like 2 scenes ago
    Romeo: so marry me maybe

  10. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    So my English teacher told me,
    "YOLO" isn't grammatically correct.
    Since "only" is supposed to
    modify "once", not "live",
    it should be "YLOO";
    "You live only once".
    So, yea. Let that sink in.

  11. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'til five.
    Sincerely, The Unicorns
    (iFunny)

  12. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

  13. andyy andyy
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    just an idea:
    Start off 2013 with an empty jar and fill it with notes about good things that happen to you through the year. On new years eve, empty it and look back on all of the amazing things that happened that year.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    If school isn't a place to sleep
    then home isn't a place to study

  15. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    "Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"
    "Math."

  16. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    two headphones: you can't talk to me
    one headphone: you can't talk to me
    no headphone: you still can't talk to me

  17. Sara* Sara*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Normal guy: She's a crack wh/re prostitute.
    Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man.

  18. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Dear chocolate commercials,
    No one eats chocolate in slow motion with their eyes closed.
    Sincerely,normal people.

  19. JustMeh JustMeh
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    The two most honest people in the world.
    Drunk men and little kids...
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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