"Why are you not in a relationship?"
excellent question! there are many reasons!
1. Men are scared by my dashing good looks
2. i'm as strange as strange gets
3. i find myself repeatedly in the friend zone
4. i spend my life on the internet
5. they see me rollin' , they hatin'
6. i spend my time with my nose in a bookand thus did not learn how to talk to real people
7. im waiting for one direction
8. i have high expections of men for such an ugly girl
9. i rarely change out of my pajamas.
10. i am socially unable to talk to boys.
11. i found out i was a wizard when i was 11
12. my interests include food and sleep.
13. i hate people
14. i dont know.
:) half mine.