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  1. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:22am UTC
    Person is typing...
    Person is typing...
    Person is typing...
    Person: hi


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    "Why are you not in a relationship?"
    excellent question! there are many reasons!
    1. Men are scared by my dashing good looks
    2. i'm as strange as strange gets
    3. i find myself repeatedly in the friend zone
    4. i spend my life on the internet
    5. they see me rollin' , they hatin'
    6. i spend my time with my nose in a bookand thus did not learn how to talk to real people
    7. im waiting for one direction
    8. i have high expections of men for such an ugly girl
    9. i rarely change out of my pajamas.
    10. i am socially unable to talk to boys.
    11. i found out i was a wizard when i was 11
    12. my interests include food and sleep.
    13. i hate people
    14. i dont know.
    :) half mine.

  4. Laylalinnchica Laylalinnchica
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I have never seen
    A Grave stone that said "died from not fowarding text message."

  5. n_kitty n_kitty
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    Inappropriate Funeral Songs #5
    Sombody That I Used To Know- Gotye

  6. n_kitty n_kitty
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    (-.- (-.-( -.- ) 'v') -.-)
    Ignore Jeff, he's new...

  7. animallovers46 animallovers46
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Why I wear fuzzy socks:
    1% comfort
    1% warmth
    98% increased ability to slide across the floor like a fricken' ninja

:)

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