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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 2:06am UTC
    back to school shopping:
    vodka, balck eyeliner and ramen

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    If I ever become famous I’m going to create a fake account on
    twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and I will be like bffs
    with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea
    it’s me and then one day I would call them on skype and see the
    blood run out of their faces

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    Congratulations
    on being the "cool kid" in high school. Shame about the rest of your life, though.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Witty makes me forget
    that timezones and age differences exist.

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    Apparently my little seven year old cousin made a club
    at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who
    doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy sh.t hes going to be
    the next leader of the free world

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    I hate when I see tattoos of an anchor that says "I will not sink". Do you know what an anchor does? An anchor f.ucking sinks.

  8. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  9. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
    from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
    she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
    flushed my phone down the toilet

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