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  1. samiibrii428 samiibrii428
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Listening to an amazing singer
    Then going into an amazing daydream when you're on stage ..singing with their voice
    just me?lol

  2. Bubble_Bunny615 Bubble_Bunny615
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    I throw my SKITTLES in the
    AIR sometimes..... sayin'
    AAAYYYOOO taste the RAINBOW :D
    an original format by Bubble_Bunny615


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. roxygirl135 roxygirl135
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    I'm a BRUNETTE with many BLONDE moments <3

  5. hboo14 hboo14
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    That FML moment when... you get out of the shower and there isn't a towel to dry yourself off with.

  6. lexixojgari lexixojgari
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    BING
    because its not google. ♥

  7. 13EmilyBasketballStar 13EmilyBasketballStar
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:34am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    That you read an awkward moment quote and then it happens awkwardly in an awkward moment in your awkward moment making your awkward life more awkward. Then, just when you think nothing can get more awkward, the moment gets more awkward and you're almost dying from all the awkwardness.

  8. DawnHorserider DawnHorserider
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A.M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L...
    Rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time I got up I fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom had to take me to the hospital all because I laughed.

  9. Gretchen66 Gretchen66
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    I heard these noises outside...
    I thought maybe somebody was out there
    I heard about 3 bangs on the window in a minute
    I thought that maybe somebody... like my crush...
    was doing one of those romantic dramatic scenes
    [[[[ when they throw rocks at the window ]]]]
    -------------> but NO!
    my brother was throwing rocks at my window :|
    <a fantasy gone wrong>

  10. moonlight283 moonlight283
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    WHEN PIGS ACTUALLY FLY


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    It was my first time.
    I was so nervous.
    He assured me that it wasnt going to be scary at all
    I was >>sweating<<
    What if something goes wrong?
    What if something broke?
    It was too late to turn back now.
    Here we go.
    My arms wrapped around him.
    We started breathing heavily
    And before i knew it, it was over and ill never be the same again.
    We both colapse at the end.
    We get up and go down again
    Man, I love sledding!

  13. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Dude. Yesterday I was in a restaurant and I really needed to pass gas.
    And...
    The music was really loud so I did it.
    And...
    I realized I was listening to my iPod..
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  14. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    10 Facts about you:
    1.) You're reading this now.
    2.)You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.
    4.) You didn't notice that i skipped three.
    5.) You're checking now.
    6.) You're smiling.
    7.) You're still reading this even though it's stupid
    9.) You didn't realize that i skipped eight.
    10.) You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
    11.) You're enjoying this.
    12.) You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts.
    :)

  15. Allimay17 Allimay17
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    A wise man once said:
    the best time to wear a
    striped sweater is all the time

  16. luvlygrl123 luvlygrl123
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    I just cured my friends hiccups
    by making her jump up and down three times
    then spin in two circles,
    hang upside down and say "abracadabra"
    sit back up,
    and scratch her nose

  17. jessdavis4 jessdavis4
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    the awkward moment when somebody says awkward when its not awkward then it makes it awkward ..... woaah .. awkward ..

  18. jackhenry0903 jackhenry0903
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    Don't interrupt. Rude.

  19. dancelove6 dancelove6
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    And am I the only one that would start cracking up in dead silence about something that happened weeks ago?

  20. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    In the movies
    When a person dies..
    I laugh
    But when an animal dies..
    I cry

:)

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