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BaileyGirl
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November 1, 2012 7:45pm UTC

In 20 years, twerking will be as legendary as the cha-cha slide.

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Forever_Alone602
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November 1, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Hey Dad, I decided I'm gonna drop out of school. Sorry.
It's okay son, just remember one thing.
What?
I don't like pickles on my Big Mac.

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Forever_Alone602
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November 1, 2012 7:58pm UTC

I remember October like it was yesterday...

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soccerchicc97
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November 1, 2012 8:03pm UTC

No, my status wasn't about you.
But hey, if the shoe fits, wear it.

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HannahNicole715
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November 1, 2012 2:37pm UTC

Mom: Are you talking
back to me?!
Me: Yes Mom, that's how
a conversation works.

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it_goes_on*
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November 1, 2012 9:51am UTC

Let's have a toast for the douche bags
Let's have a toast for the a$sholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby I got a plan
Runaway fast as you can

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Bubblesandkisses
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November 1, 2012 11:36am UTC

Don't look at me,
You've got a girl at home,
And everybody knows that,
Everybody knows that.
I just wanna make sure,
You understand perfectly,
You're the kind of man who makes me sad,
While she waits up,
You chase down the newest thing,
And take for granted what you have.
And it would be a fine preposition,
If I was a stupid girl,
And yeah I might go with it,
If I hadn't once been just like her.

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Ethanol
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November 1, 2012 11:53am UTC

my tongue gets tied the words
{ get trapped }

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Ethanol
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November 1, 2012 11:56am UTC

»how you get sleepy«
after crying

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Skink
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 11:57am UTC

"Time slows down
whenever you're around
But can you feel this magic in the air?
It must have been the way you kissed me
Fell in love when I saw you standing there "
-Taylor Swift

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curly_haired_girl
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November 1, 2012 1:41pm UTC

Innapropriate funeral song #1
Somebody That I Used To Know....

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ThatShyGirl
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November 1, 2012 1:53pm UTC

did you know that if you put a hamster in a fish tank it doesn't make it a fish?
i'm not sure how to respond to that...

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curly_haired_girl
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 1:56pm UTC

Innapropriate funeral song #2
Highway To Hell...

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princessdie
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November 1, 2012 2:00pm UTC

Me at school: *stands awkwardly, avoiding eye contact.*
Me at home: *sits awkwardly, ignoring family.*
Me on witty / alone: WHY AM I SO FUNNY, REALLY.

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Quotesfreak
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November 1, 2012 2:12pm UTC

Yes dad, Every guy I know is my boyfriend.....

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gigi2217
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November 1, 2012 12:52pm UTC

When you're going through hell keep going
~winston churchill

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Crazygirl21
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November 1, 2012 1:58pm UTC

I Love To Dance Because It's The Words I Can't Speak.

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unforgetableCaleb
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November 1, 2012 2:03pm UTC

This is my opinion.
When someone wants to kill themselves, people always say how beautiful they are.. and that's pretty much it.
If I were to feel that way and going to, being called beautiful wouldn't hold me back.
----------UnforgettableCaleb----------

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theglassbutterfly
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 1:26pm UTC

I don't want a guy who
would put his jacket down
for me when I cross
over a puddle
I want a guy who would
splash me and kiss me
before I could get mad
at him
I don't want a guy who
would get me chocolate
for valentines day
I want a guy who would
take me in my sweatpants
and messy bun to a fancy
restaraunt, but order before
I could object
I don't want a guy who
would go on romantic
walks at night
I want a guy who would
play the guitar in my living
room with my brother right
there
but most importantly...
I don't want a bad
boy that has the best
adventures
I want a guy
I can bring home
to my parents

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PurposefulHarm
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November 1, 2012 1:00pm UTC

Parents: omg. youre still here you never do anything good why don't you try and be useful.
School: You're dumb and have no future. Sorry.
Mirror: ewh. Please. Thats horrible. Look for a plastic surgeon.
Cellphone: why in the hell do you check for new texts? Who the fuckk would ever contact you?
Facebook: friends requests? New messages? Wait you really expect to have notifications? Lol
Friends: why you always depressed its not even fun to spend time with you.
Period: brace for impact sis, Quentin Tarantino style in 3, 2...
Blade: use me use me use me come on dont try to resist, I'll make you feel good and alive
Music: hey sweetheart, here you are. You okay? Shh don't worry, everything's gonna get better. You are special but not alone and never stop fighting and hoping cause someday it won't hurt anymore, just chill now, put your headphones and let me show you beauty and love and give you chills and make you feel wonderful, just listen to me.

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