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1. ScottyMcCreery2011
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2011 10:40pm UTC
   When I'm sad
   I just imagine a t-rex trying to pick up a basketball.
   <3
   
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2. Lilmonster82393
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2011 10:56pm UTC
   Dear Elbow,
   One of these days
   sincerely,
   Toungue
   
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3. bindi
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2011 6:59am UTC
   discussing getting a tattoo
   sister: You know I'm eighteen, so "technically" I don't have to
   have your permission.
   dad: Well "technically" I could set you on fire. .
   
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4. seriouslystupendous
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2011 7:50pm UTC
   Who cares what "They" think,
   they probally don't do it that often anyways
   
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5. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2011 8:32pm UTC
   procastinators unite!
   ......tomorrow :)
   
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6. zlooper
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2011 8:05pm UTC
   When you wear leggings and you feel like your butt is like 10 times bigger, but its not.
   format ©FunkyMonkeyFormats
   
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7. LiveLaughLove246
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2011 8:33pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. loveloveloveyou143
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2011 10:06pm UTC
   EXCUSE ME.......HERE'S YOUR NOSE
   i found it in my damn business.
   
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