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1. ImOnlyATeen
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   me: why are those guys staring at me?
   me:is there something on my face?
   me:is there something on my shirt?
   me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
   me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
   friend:maybe they think you're cute.
   me:are you stupid or something?
   tumblr.
   
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2. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC
   Girl: *naturally curly hair*
   Girl: *naturally straight hair*Girl:*naturally wavy hair*Me:*naturally annoying hair*
   
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3. Maddie_8
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC
   Boy: "I got a Gift card to Dicks."
   Girl: "Cool now you can go buy one."
   Boy: .....
   mq
   
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4. xxlovinlifexx
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   That fasion show you do in your room
   After you go shopping
   ...just me?...
   ♥
   
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5. animallover721
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 4:08pm UTC
   Who else remembers;
   "Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"
   
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6. xxLonelyLoverxx
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 4:39pm UTC
   OUR GENERATION
   doesn't ring the doorbell,
   we text or call to say we're outside.
   
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7. xoAshhhx
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 11:55am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. khsoc02
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   "Quick, pretend your sleeping!"
   never gets old.
   
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9. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2012 5:26pm UTC
   Oh, you broke your leg?
   Well thats sad...
   now let me use your crutches
   NOT MY QUOTE
   
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10. JustAGurl
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    He would never like me
    He is popular & I am just the quite girl in class
    He would never like me
    He could have any girl and I am just not skinny or pretty enough
    He would never like me
    Because I'm not good enough
    
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11. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Saying "What",
    But Then Realizing Second Later What They Said.
    
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12. mmeeker713
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    the best thing about mondays?
    going to school to see him
    Pretty Little Liars comes on
    (:
    
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13. xcayliebabyx
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Cleaning My Room:
    1% cleaning
    30% texting
    69% playing with stuff I just found .
    
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14. ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    I wonder what I look like
    through his eyes.
    
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15. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    saying to your frien d
    "there's your best friend"
    when you see someone they hate
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365/nmq:)
    
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16. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you slip on your own banana in Mario Cart.
    
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17. mmeeker713
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 6:39am UTC
    your in 6th grade& you had your first heart break...?
    you should be worrying about your multiplication facts, not boys
    
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18. mmeeker713
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    5 words that make a horror movie
    a million times scarier:
    "Based On A True Story"
    
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19. mmeeker713
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    that little heart attack you get when
    your chair tips back too far
    
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20. mmeeker713
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    i've always wondered what it would be like to
    go swimming in the middle of the ocean,
    at midnight
    
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