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  1. robbieiskawaii robbieiskawaii
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 11:54pm UTC
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  2. robbieiskawaii robbieiskawaii
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 6:55am UTC
    I wish I could just lay in bed all day...

  3. robbieiskawaii robbieiskawaii
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 10:48am UTC
    ~Most told lie~
    "I'm fine..."

  4. robbieiskawaii robbieiskawaii
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    I gamble with my heart,because that's love.
    I never recover from the pain.
    When I close my eyes,it all seems to fade away.
    I just need to smile and say it will always be okai...but just not today.

  5. tatum tatum
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 2:18pm UTC
    I didn't get my period last month..
    ....
    .......
    am I pregnant? I'm still a virgin though..
    ...
    .....
    .........
    ....
    ....
    F*CK, I MUST BE CARRYING THE NEXT BABY JESUS!

  6. robbieiskawaii robbieiskawaii
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    Me: Mom,I wanna be a unicorn.
    Mom: Son...let's be real.
    Me: uh...unicorns are real.
    Mom: No....they really aren't.
    Me: Every teenager that is still a virgin is a unicorn...
    so that means I'm already a unicorn.
    Mom: Ooookay?
    Me: #Sassyface

  7. tatum tatum
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    The things you do too me..
    Mmm..♥

  8. robbieiskawaii robbieiskawaii
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 1:14am UTC
    Some times I think to myself ans say
    "Why is it really worth fighting?"

  9. robbieiskawaii robbieiskawaii
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 12:15am UTC
    Cross my heart and hope to die
    Burn my lungs and curse my eyes
    I've lost control and I don't want it back

  10. tatum tatum
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 11:44am UTC
    Just like Cinderella, the clock will strike midnight and she will be gone. So don't miss your chance. Make her your princess

  11. ashleylove123 ashleylove123
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    Best way to make yourself smile
    1) dress up in one of your prettiest dresses
    2) go on youtube
    3) start playing your favorite disney song
    4) Sing and Dance your heart out
    <3

  12. ashleylove123 ashleylove123
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    *Does one sit up*
    Checks for abs

  13. poprocker poprocker
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    remember when "JB" used to be the "Jonas Brothers" ? ♥

  14. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 8:53pm UTC
    If youre a jealous woman, you do more research than FBI agents xD

  15. The secret* The secret*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 11:42am UTC
    Last seen in a little black dress
    WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EYES 'CAUSE SHE'S ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
    Like bow, hit you with that on shot.

  16. tatum tatum
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 11:27am UTC
    Ever wondered
    why do I always wake up alive?
    Well, because:
    Everydays a second "chance."

  17. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    ‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
    13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
    16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
    18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
    25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
    30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
    50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
    70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You only have 1 mom.
    Fave this if you appreciate
    & love your mom!
    text message*

  18. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    TODAY,
    I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
    I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
    She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
    because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
    I l o v e t h i s k i d .
    MLIA :)

  19. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    this Halloween
    i'm dressing all in red
    and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
    so i can say
    "i'm your period, and i came early."

  20. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

:)

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