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Chris*
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July 26, 2013 1:43pm UTC

If you're looking for a sign not to kill yourself tonight,
this is it.

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 1:47pm UTC

*in the doctor’s office*
Doctor: “it’s my expert opinion we need to remove all your bones”
Me: "what?! wait, you’re not my doctor"
*a bunch of dogs fall out of the lab coat and run away*

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DanHowell
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:20pm UTC

\(｡◕ヮ◕｡)/
*:･ﾟ✧Cute as a button, every single one of you.*:･ﾟ✧

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 7:45pm UTC

I love those nights where
you're just on Facebook looking at all those extremely entertaining cat fights between the school 'populars'. You get up, get the popcorn, take a bite and hear a crack. It's your retainer, it's broken. It costs $100 to replace your retainer so you try to use superglue to fix it but it doesn't work. You have no choice but to confess to your parents what happened. Your parents freak out and make you use all your birthday money you got this year to pay for the new retainer instead of a new shirt and you're now banned from snacking, especially at night, until you move out. You starve and die because you're not used to that 2000 calorie diet.
Oh, how i love those Facebook nights.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 10:41pm UTC

Mama tried to raise a lady,
but Daddy won;
DADDY RAISED A LADY THAT
don't take shît from anyone.
Please don't remove this!

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:32pm UTC

why do i get apprehensive about walking past a group of teenagers alone i am a teenager

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:33pm UTC

I love those cookies that have
both dark and white chocolate chips because the combination is extremely tasteful and also it's not r.a.cist

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:41pm UTC

I ship me and food.
Or rather, I chip me and food.
get it because like potato chips go with the food thing
yeah i'm not funny bye

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Butterbear
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 1:37pm UTC

Me: *nervously orders my food*
Me: Man I hate public speaking

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC

The idea of being wanted
is probably one of the best feelings, ever.
It’s like you know that there is somebody out there
who wants to be with you,
share stories to you
and just spend time with you.
It feels nice that somehow,
you know that there is someone
who cares for you and actually lets you know
about how they feel...

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Person: Go to hell
Me: Okay ~goes to school~

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:05pm UTC

He'll never fall in love
he swears as he runs his fingers
through his hair.
I am laughing
because I hope
he's wrong

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 1:18pm UTC

*grandad voice* you kids with your instant graham

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 1:41pm UTC

Be yourself, and F/ck everything else.
- Alex Gaskarth

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thebestsongever
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 1:39pm UTC

But can't you see,
we're meant to be?

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thebestsongever
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 1:43pm UTC

YOU'RE NOT ALONE
you're not alone
YOU'RE NOT ALONE.

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thebestsongever
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 1:56pm UTC

All ya'll kiddos wanna get like me.

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thebestsongever
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 3:55pm UTC

but i am no
ORDINARY GIRL.

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Chris*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Him: I'm trying something new.
Me: What's that?
Him: I'm going to be nice to everyone. Because they could be like you or me, a few nights away from death. And I don't know. It'd just make me feel better if I knew I made someone breathe a little easier.

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