t3ssaann3's Quotes

t3ssaann3
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 5:55pm UTC

Wanna hear a joke ?
What do dogs and whistles have in common?
they both have tails, except the whistle. ❤

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 7:48pm UTC

IT WAS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND,
I was in NYC and i walked up to a soldier to thank him for all he has done.
The people he was with walked away.
He stood there.
He gave me a hug.
He thanked me.
He walked away.
I have honestly never felt so proud.

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 7:24pm UTC

THESE DAYS,
you can't talk to any guy without having people think your flirting.
smh.

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 7:21pm UTC

1.) Say "Dale"
2.) Mumble 3 Spanish words
3.) List 4 cities
CONGRADULATIONS , you just made a Pitbull song.

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 3:45pm UTC

We all have that one friend that posts witty quotes as their facebook statuses.

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 7:52pm UTC

SUICIDE:
Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do?
its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
staystrong
signatures:
daddygirl99.
notyouraverageb*tch
Smileyz316
xpeacexbluex
SexiPurpleZebra
conklineli5280
kaerottina
Eatmypants
quotinglikeaboss
xoStayBeautifulxo
Meganbbz
AnaisHeartsYou
Marie1388
ImNotAlone
SecretGurl123
bananaman
ProudToBeGeeky
KateehKracklady of the night
eternalsunshinex
BooILoveSkittles
JustinBieber4ever
screwsociety
Green1098
brancsy
Jahyvie
EjSweet2♥
imkrazydealwithit
lady_red
beautifullybrokeninside
lynskywalker ♥
BestfriendsForever3
mor5GANlovesmuffins
missmeltdown♥
breedancerchick101
Forgetmenot924
Reeses_21
mysexynameislogan
taytayyx3
caiti15
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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 7:49pm UTC

when people call me ugly -__-

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 12:48pm UTC

when you substitute teacher starts singing "the motto" with your class. ❤

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 12:10pm UTC

us-
YOLO=
you only live once
bees-
YOSO=
you only sting once

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 12:01pm UTC

lets face it
you look nothing like you do in your profile picture right now.

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 11:56am UTC

Guys who have "swag"
lets see how far that gets you in life.

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 11:01am UTC

who else agrees--
Weather is bipolar

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 10:18am UTC

For all the girls cutting themselves
stand completely in a mirror. you think your ugly? how would you like to see that body covered with scars. Think of how that would look.

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 8:53pm UTC

REMEMBER;
no makeup in the world can cover up a personalitiy like yours. <3

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 8:40pm UTC

I want to be able to go out in public without makeup and have people think
"wow, shes gorgeous."
fav if you want that too

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 11:54am UTC

UGLY;
u gotta love yourself.

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t3ssaann3
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 7:37pm UTC

A girl's diet ALWAYS starts tomorrow. <3