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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 27, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Sister: You're the prettiest girl I've ever met.
Me: But, we're twins.
Sister: Exactly.

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 25, 2012 2:00pm UTC

Friend: If your two year old hands you a toy phone, do you answer it?
Me:
Mom:
Obama:
Queen Elizabeth:
David Cameron:
Sandwich:
Computer:
Me: No, it could be a telemarketer.

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 24, 2012 10:53pm UTC

"Don't you just love it when you itch on your leg and you're wearing tight pants?"
-said no one, ever.

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 22, 2012 4:16pm UTC

That awkward moment when
You sing a song lyric too early

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 20, 2012 7:44pm UTC

That mini heart attack when
You miss a step on the stairs

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 20, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Teen Derp #221
When I wake up from a good dream, I try to continue it in my head.

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 20, 2012 7:09pm UTC

That amazing moment when
You figure out someone has the exact same birthday as you

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 15, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Misophonia= Getting mad at someone when you can hear them eat or breathe.

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 15, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Fun Fact:
Smelling bananas and green apples can help you lose weight.

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 14, 2012 2:52pm UTC

That moment when
You wake up one minute before your alarm goes off

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 12, 2012 8:27pm UTC

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 9, 2012 8:06pm UTC

STOP SCROLLING FOR THREE SECONDS!
http://wittyprofiles.tumblr.com/post/26855105743/how-do-you-feel-about-one-direction-quotes Pretty please go to it!!!

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 9, 2012 12:07pm UTC

You know the best place to hide a body?
Second page of Google?
Nope. Second page on youtube.

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 8, 2012 7:01pm UTC

I have a six pack; it's just hiding under the fat. It's shy.

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 8, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Snickers: You're not you when you're hungry.Me: Who was I all my life?

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_g0ldenkiid*
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July 7, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Dudeee I'm such a rebel!
Really? What did you do?
I'm drinking Pepsi from a coke glass!