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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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June 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Me: You know what sucks?
Annoying person: Vaccuums.
Me: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Annoying person: Black holes.
Me: You know what isn't cool?
Annoying person: Lava.
Me: Screw you.

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meadowlish
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June 19, 2012 7:00pm UTC

BESTFRIEND: The one you can get mad at for only a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.

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klee12
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June 19, 2012 10:19pm UTC

what will happen if gay marrage is legalized
a handy pi chart for the confused
. gay people will get married
. a third world war will break out
. the zombie appocalipse will begin
. terrorists will win
. witty will be shut down

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katherine280
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June 19, 2012 8:41pm UTC

I don't care how old I am, when I see a bubble,
I hunt it down and kill it.

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BeautifulLove09
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June 19, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Dont you think
A fire trucks sirens
Should be replaced with
The song
"Move B/tch"?

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mrsivyweasley
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June 19, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Mumbling parts of a song, because you aren't sure what the lyrics are.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ThatsSoMeee
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June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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justmyself
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Dear God,
Today I woke up.
I am alive.
I am healthy.
Can't ask for more.
Thank you.
nmf

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Mednez
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 1:15am UTC

During a maths test
Me: My answers 23
Answer Choices: 170, 250, 400, 890
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer
lol only me?
(OneDirection format?)

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Loveyouskater11
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April 22, 2012 10:22pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Amanda Bynes is out of jail
after DUI arrest, all I can say is:
"Court Dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters."
if you dont get it then you didn't have a chiildhood

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directionerrxo
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 9:55pm UTC

My Dad might have cancer & even if he doesn't, he could still die...
I doubt anybody is actually reading this, but keep him in your prayers if you can?
I love you Daddy...you can get through this ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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beelynng
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April 20, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Best feelings in the world,
-sleeping in late
-having no homework
-being liked/loved back
-first swim of the summer
-a smile from that special someone
-when people laugh at your jokes
-hugs that last more than a minute
-when someone tells you that you smell good
-when he texts you first
-smiling
-looking at pictures from when you were little
-being called beautiful
-when someone tells you they never want to lose you
-finding those jeans that fit perfectly
-making a stranger smile
-eating seedless grapes
-listening to your favorite song
-receiving hand-written letters
-putting on sweatpants after wearing jeans all day
-winning an argument
-packing for a vacation
-knowing you will be okay
[<3this if you love having at least one of those feelings above]
NFN

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伤*
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April 18, 2012 2:41pm UTC

What does your hair smell like?
Harry: Apples
Zayn: Anti-dandruff shampoo
Louis: L'Oreal because i'm worth it
-OneDirection

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highacres
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 9:31pm UTC

I have to sleep
with a blanket
no matter
how hot it is

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choosecarefully
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April 19, 2012 3:24pm UTC

•••••••••
Fave if you're one of the few people who
know the difference between your & you're
•••••••••

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simplykori
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Some may think it's dumb to cry over the loss of a dog. But in
the twelve years I've had with him, he's been more of a friend
than I can say for most people. He's laid his head on my lap
when I was sick or sad, and made sure I was loved always.
Saying goodbye was one of the hardest things I've ever done,
and he'll be in my heart always. ♥ RIP JOEY You're one hell of
a dog.
♥
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MaeMae103
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Bad things about having your period:
-You want to kill eveyone that breaths.
-Sleeping in a pool of blood.
-White pants are out for the week...
-You feel like you can eat a super market
-It feels like you stomach is going to explode.
-When you cough/sneeze it seems like you just blew up.
-Taking the rapper off is so loud the whole world knows you have it.
- That gross feeling when you feel a crap load come out.
- You sit awkward in every class.
-Fearing it went through your pants.
Good things about your period:
-Your not pregant.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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savannah6ty
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April 4, 2012 7:25pm UTC

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