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  1. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Yancy: No boy's like me, I'm fat!
    Julie: You're not fat! Who said you were fat?
    Farrah: Yancy, would you rather have a salad, or a brownie?
    Yancy: A brownie.
    Farrah: So just date guys who like brownies.
    -The Sleepover

  2. AvaStar AvaStar
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    the only thing about lying
    is knowing you weren't worth the truth...

  3. thesesecrets thesesecrets
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    Not gonna lie, I do sorta want a boyfriend. Or at least my first kiss before high school ends. But, I want it to be magical and actually mean something:\

  4. Danielle* Danielle*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    2011 was good. But I hope 2012 will be even better. Memories last <3 but I wanna make new ones <3

  5. msjitterbug98 msjitterbug98
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    They are all happy
    except for me.

  6. msjitterbug98 msjitterbug98
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD
    MOMENT
    when you just listened to an entire song
    and as soon as it ends
    you have NO idea what song it was.

  7. msjitterbug98 msjitterbug98
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    male or female?
    or...

  8. msjitterbug98 msjitterbug98
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    ☁☀☁
    take a step outside
    and embrace the world

  9. msjitterbug98 msjitterbug98
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 8:25am UTC
    the awkward
    moment
    when you think i care


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    No matter how bad it gets, remember this.
    Once you've hit rock bottom, the only way is up.

  12. SouthernSweetheart SouthernSweetheart
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    CONFESSIONS #1
    I hate witty quotes that say "Favorite if you're against breast cancer/sickness/cancer/ect." Like f***ing duh. Who is FOR breast cancer/cancer/sickness. Like really? Come on now.

  13. bestthingineverhad bestthingineverhad
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 10:55am UTC
    &when a girl goes silient
    you know you messed up, bad.

  14. LoveThatWasLost LoveThatWasLost
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    Like a good neighbor, statefarm is there,
    With a top quote?

  15. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    Four Stages of Life
    1.) You believe in Santa Claus
    2.) You don't believe in Santa Claus
    3.) You become "Santa Claus"
    4.) You start to look like Santa Claus

  16. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    Why is 10 x 2 the same as 11 x 2?
    - Cause 10 x 2 is twenty
    and 11 x 2 is twenty, too .
    See what i did there? :D

  17. chelsadels chelsadels
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    dear radio,
    you do know that there are more than 5 songs in the world,
    right?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. Swimming1864 Swimming1864
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 4:55pm UTC
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    The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute ------------♥------------ it*nmf

  19. NeverShoutBecca NeverShoutBecca
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    When;
    A girl is in love,
    You can see it in her smile.
    When;
    A guy is in love,
    You can see it in his eyes.

  20. adnaxxlovexxlife adnaxxlovexxlife
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    1990-1999©
    the last generation with any common sense
    nmf

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