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  1. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 5:14am UTC
    *me eating food in the car with mom.
    Me: Mom, I need more pants.
    Mom: She says as she puts another potato wedge in her mouth.
    Oh mother dear..

  2. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Confession Number Three;
    I found out that confession number one was right back then, but I guess you changed your mind a little bit before last night. By the way, she's very pretty. You two have fun together...
    </3

  3. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 4:08am UTC
    Everybody has 8 names:)
    1. Real Name: Sydney
    2. Detective Name (favorite color & favorite animal): Blue Turtle
    3. Gangster Name (first 3 letters of your first name & add izzle): Sydizzle
    4. Soap Opera Name (street you live on & middle name): County Road 8 Rachelle
    5. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your middle name): Ttera
    6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Green Water
    7. Your Witness Protection Name (your mother's middle name): Lynn
    8. Your Goth Name (black & the name of one of your pets you have or had): Black Peanut

  4. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:26am UTC
    Confession Number Two;
    There are only three places I feel like I fit in. Witty, my home, and at church. :)

  5. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:12am UTC
    Confession Number One;
    I think I like this boy named Deven... The best thing about this is, that he told me he likes me too. :)

  6. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:45am UTC
    To Maintain A Healthy
    Level Of Insanity
    1. Each time someone asks you to do something, ask if they would like fries with that.
    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Marijuana".
    3. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
    4. Specify that your Drive-through Order is 'to go'.
    5. Sing along at the Opera.
    6. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because you have a headache.
    7. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
    8. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the Parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
    9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

  7. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:23am UTC
    I'd rather have bad times with you,
    than good times with someone else.
    I'd rather be beside you in a storm,
    than safe and warm by myself.
    I'd rather have hard times together,
    than to have it easy apart.
    Remember I'll always love you baby,
    You are the one who holds my heart.
    <3

  8. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:18am UTC
    I don't want a perfect person, I just want someone to act silly with, someone who treats me well and loves being with me more than anything.

  9. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:14am UTC
    Girls are like crayons! The 'slutty' ones are the
    simple colors like red and blue, and they get
    used/passed around the most. The truly beautiful
    color is white, which contains all the colors, but
    they don't see themselves as beautiful because
    nobody even wants them. They just wait until
    somebody comes along who is smart enough to
    use black paper. (:

  10. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:06am UTC
    Be the kind of
    Girl
    who, when your
    feet hit the floor in
    the morning,
    the Devil says,
    OH NO
    SHE'S UP.

  11. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:02am UTC
    Imperfection is beauty, madness
    is genius, and it's better
    to be absolutely ridiculous
    than absolutely boring.

  12. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:58am UTC
    [I]'m honest[l]y [ove]r [you] <3

  13. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:47am UTC
    love like this is all I want
    baby were fate
    love like this may come once
    baby were fate
    like a soul mate you're my penguin
    baby were fate
    baby it's fate
    - Christina Perry
    <3

  14. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:33am UTC
    So this one time at church...
    Daniel - Okay, lets say you are all at our house. Rachel and I say we are going to the store.
    Tall and older funny child - What for?
    Daniel - I don't know... bread? Anyways, we dont ever come back, and you guys are all still at our house. What will you be thinking?
    Young funny child - I would be eating all of y'all's food and take a least one of your ninja swords.
    Tall and older funny child - I would become really bored, and wonder why y'all never came back if there are about twenty kids sitting around at your house. Some irresponsible kids.
    Rachel - What if the rapture had happened...
    True story. The tall and older funny child couldn't stop laughing durring the rest of the lesson.

  15. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Conversation between young me, young older sister, and our strange mother;
    Me - God controls the weather.
    Sister - No he doesn't, Mother Nature does.
    Me - No, God does.
    Sister - No, Mother Nature does.
    Me - Mom, doesn't God contol the weather?
    Sister - In other words, please explain to her how Mother Nature does it.
    Mom - The thing is that God can control it, but it's not like God says "Hey Jesus, wear you rain coat, I'm sending down some rain today."
    Mom started laughing... She thought she was so clever.
    True story.

  16. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:23am UTC
    "If there ever comes a day when we
    can't be together, keep me in your
    heart, I'll stay there forever."
    - Winnie the Pooh

  17. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:02am UTC
    Interesting Fact:
    Men started Cheerleading.
    But yet, they still don't want to call it a sport.

  18. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 1:37am UTC
    Is it just me,
    or do people with foreign accients
    sound american when they sing?
    I can't be the only one who has noticed.

  19. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:31am UTC
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies.
    [x] I love jeans.
    [x] Dogs are better than cats.
    [] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
    [] Shopping is torture(unless with friends)
    [] Sad movies suck
    [x] You own a car racing game.
    [x] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
    [] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
    [x] You owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega.
    [] You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
    [x] You have watched sports on tv.
    [] Gory movies are cool.
    [] You go to your dad for advice.
    [x] You Hate Drama.
    [] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
    [] You used to collect hockey cards.
    [] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
    [x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
    [x] Sports are fun.
    [] You talk with food in your mouth.
    [x] You sleep with your socks on at night.
    [x] You have fished at least once.
    Total:13
    2. My girl side
    [] You love to shop.
    []You wear eyeliner.
    [x] You wear the color pink.
    [] You go to your mom to talk.
    [x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
    [] You hate wearing the color black.
    [] You like going to the mall.
    [x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
    [] You like wearing jewelry.
    [] You cried watching the notebook
    [] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
    [] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
    [] You don’t like the movie star wars.
    [x] You are/were in gymnastics.
    [x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
    [x] You smile a lot more than you should.
    [] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
    [x] You care about what you look like.
    [] You like wearing dresses when you can.
    [] You like wearing high heel shoes.
    [x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
    [] You like putting make-up on others.
    [] You like being the star of everything.
    Total: 8

  20. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:15am UTC
    I don't have anything to wish for at 11:11. Not because I have everything I need, but because I have realized that you wont make it happen. </3

:)

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