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So this one time at church...

Daniel - Okay, lets say you are all at our house. Rachel and I say we are going to the store.
Tall and older funny child - What for?
Daniel - I don't know... bread? Anyways, we dont ever come back, and you guys are all still at our house. What will you be thinking?
Young funny child - I would be eating all of y'all's food and take a least one of your ninja swords.
Tall and older funny child - I would become really bored, and wonder why y'all never came back if there are about twenty kids sitting around at your house. Some irresponsible kids.
Rachel - What if the rapture had happened...

True story. The tall and older funny child couldn't stop laughing durring the rest of the lesson.

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