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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ThisWouldBeHaley ThisWouldBeHaley
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    S{he} be{lie}ve{d}

  3. MadlyHappy MadlyHappy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    tYou know what I hate the most?
    When people make fun of cutters or people that have eating disorders.
    The reason? You never know what the person
    Right next to you
    Is going through.
    >>

  4. gat43094 gat43094
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:21pm UTC
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  5. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    Why
    Why is it so popular on Witty too make one word HUGE and the other ones so little like this ._.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. ashlyn* ashlyn*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    tI don’t think that empty seat, has ever looked his good to me. He tells me about his life, and I count the colors in his eyes. He’ll never fall in love he swears as he runs his fingers through his hair. I’m laughing ‘cause I know he’s wrong. I don’t think it ever crossed his mind, he tells a joke, I always smile, that I want him to be with me
    And I could tell you, he loves to make me laugh, he dumped his girlfriend, she cheated behind his back. He writes his stories; I sit here: remake this song. And if I asked him if he liked me, he’d run.
    He looks around the room, innocently overlooks the truth. Shouldn’t a light go on? It should ‘cause I’ve known him for so long. He sees everything black and white. Never let nobody see him cry. I never let anyone see me wishing he was mine.
    And I could tell you, he loves to make me laugh, he dumped his girlfriend, she cheated behind his back. He writes his stories; I sit here: remake this song. And if I asked him if he liked me, he’d run.
    He stands there and walks away, my God if I could only say; I’ve been here all along for you…
    He’d never tell you, but he’s afraid to try. I think he can see through, everything but my mind. First thought when I wake up is: is he still here today? So I text him a “Hello” And pray for a miracle.
    YES, I could tell you, he loves to make me laugh, he dumped his girlfriend, she cheated behind his back. He writes his stories; I sit here: remake this song. If I asked him if he liked me…
    If I asked him if he liked me, he’d run.
    ^^^^Remake of: I'd Lie By: Taylor Swift^^^^

  8. cutters_best_remody cutters_best_remody
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 12:43pm UTC
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  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 1:26am UTC
    Everyones like, "zomg I can totally relate to Twilight!"
    And I'm sitting here going, "Yup, I remember that time
    when I jumped off a cliff because my pale & sparkly
    vampire boyfriend left me, fell in love with my were-
    -wolf best friend, got married to the pale & sparkly
    vampire and then almost died giving birth to his half
    vampire baby before he turned me into a vampire
    by poisoning me. (oh, and my best friend fell in love
    with my baby, but that was totally normal.)"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 9:37am UTC
    Four main reasons why
    a girl stops texting a guy.
    1.You got her mad.
    2. You got boring.
    3. She fell asleep.
    4. You said the letter k.

  12. darienbrooke darienbrooke
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life span.
    I am immortal ♥

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    That sexy face
    you make when you eat something super sour.

  14. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    i'm not bitter anymore,
    because i know that what we had was real.
    -the notebook.

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    November 30, 2011 1:33am UTC
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  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    my head says, "go to the gym."
    but my heart says, "stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. tylerr tylerr
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    November 29, 2011 10:34pm UTC
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  19. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    "You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom.
    But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the w e a k / /
    simply because he's a dick. No.. no...Stan here is much more ( c o m p l e x ) than that..
    See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for o n e of t h r e e reasons ;
    One: underneath all that male b r a v a d o there's an i n s e c u r e little girl just banging
    \ \ \ on the closet door trying to get out. Two: like a ( caveman ) Stan's b r a i n is..
    underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively.
    T h r e e :
    Stan has a small wiener."
    -17 Again.

  20. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Squidward:
    Patrick, could you not stand so close? You're making me claustraphobic.
    Patrick:
    What does that mean?
    Spongebob:
    It means he's afraid of santa clause.
    Patrick:
    Ho ho ho!
    Spongebob:
    Patrick! Stop! You're scaring him!
    facebookk

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