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  1. paigeygurl paigeygurl
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    And I just wanna tell you
    It takes everything in me,
    Not to call you
    And I wish I could run to you
    And I hope that you know that every time I don't,
    I almost do

  2. paigeygurl paigeygurl
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Me: Mom, can I have a bite of that?
    Mom: It's not done cooking.
    Dad: If you eat raw meat, you will get clamidia. and die.
    Me: *thinks* OHMYGOD my dad just made a Mean Girl reference.
    TRUE STORY nmf

  3. paigeygurl paigeygurl
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    And you don't
    feel pretty,
    you only feel
    used♥
    -Taylor Swift the Lucky One

  4. Andrew_Was_Here Andrew_Was_Here
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    How many others have to die until people
    finally notice that bullying is wrong?

  5. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    dont tell me to get a grip
    ›› when I'm holding onto the edge
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. hallucinating* hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    -does your heart miss him?
    -no, my brain does.
    -Your brain?
    - Yes. My brain keeps the memories.

  7. infinitedreamer infinitedreamer
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    I wanna wrap you up, wanna kiss your lips,
    I wanna make you feel wanted .

    nmq/nmf

  8. KaylaMarieCovers KaylaMarieCovers
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Me During School
    Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
    Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
    Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
    Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
    Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
    Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
    Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
    Me: OMG what if I actually said something out loud
    Me: OMG what if there's a telepath around here
    Me: THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS
    Me: HAPPY THOUGHTS DAMMIT
    tumblr

  9. Loveforever713 Loveforever713
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    Do you believe in love
    at first sight,
    or should I walk by
    again?

  10. AmazingUsername AmazingUsername
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    This is my 69th quote.
    If you know what I mean.

  11. BeAChampion BeAChampion
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Hot guy: * awkward eye contact*
    Me: * awkard eye contact*
    hot guy: * flicks hair attractively*
    Me: * hair blows all over face*
    Hot guy: * starts walking over*
    Me: * chokes on air, snorts, have laughing fit, unattractive eye twitch.*
    Hot guy: * walks away*
    Me: :,(

:)

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