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  1. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:33pm UTC
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  2. mylittlesecret13 mylittlesecret13
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:08am UTC
    People with purple eyes have:
    1. Clear, silver-like purple eyes
    2. No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
    3. Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
    4. Highly evolved immune system (resists every disease known to man so far)
    5. Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
    6. Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
    7. Perfect vision
    8. Never overweight
    9. Well-developed and proportioned bodies
    Now, who wants purple eyes?

  3. Purpal32 Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Person: Who do you think you are?
    Me: Running 'round leaving scars!
    Person:
    Me: Collecting your jar of hearts!
    Me: Tearing love apart!
    Me: You're gonna catch a cold!
    Me: From the ice inside your soul!
    Me: Don't come back for me!
    Me: Don't come back at all!
    Person:
    Me:
    Person: *walks away*
    Me: Lol wait jk come back
    Person:
    Me: BABY, COME BACK!
    Person:
    Me: You can blame it all on me!...

  4. Six2ElevenJordan Six2ElevenJordan
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    My mom's boyfirend: How do you know when your in love?
    Me: Pffft, I don't know.
    My mom's boyfriend: Come'on I'm serious.
    Me: I don't know, When you're talking to them and you can feel your heart in your throat?
    My mom's Boyfriend: And?
    Me:When even though you're not supposed to be thinking about them but you are.
    My sister: You jump at any oppurtunity to talk to them.
    Me: You dream of them every night, knowing that if they could just feel what you feel, your entire world.....
    My sister: Would be alright.
    My mom's boyfriend: I can't help but feel that and so much more when I'm around your mother, and her two amazing daughters. I want to ask you wonderful young ladies if I could have your mothers hand?
    Me and my sister: Yes!!
    I love him && my daddy.
    I know this is weird to up this up && it will get like no favs but it made my day!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. maroon maroon
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:59am UTC
    you are beautiful

  7. maroon maroon
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:11am UTC
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    boys with button
    down shirts

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  8. maroon maroon
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    life is either a daring adventure,
    or nothing.

    -hellen keller

  9. maroon maroon
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    there are two ways of spreading light,
    to be the candle, or the mirror
    that relfects it.

  10. maroon maroon
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    i miss every little thing
    about you,
    i wish you'd come back...

  11. maroon maroon
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    ******************************************************
    he cheats, yet i still love him...
    *******************************************************

  12. maroon maroon
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:18am UTC
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    i dremt of him last night,
    every one of his features....
    still perfect. it was so
    real.

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  13. maroon maroon
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:22am UTC
    Boys with naturaly
    perfect hair.

  14. maroon maroon
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:38am UTC
    heart break comes naturaly to me

  15. maroon maroon
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Boys with perfect,
    sparkley eyes

  16. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    witty is like a
    drug;
    once you've tried it,
    you're hooked.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  17. caitiecatforever caitiecatforever
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:22am UTC
    I'm Only Here,
    because you stole my
    h e a r t ♡
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  18. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:44am UTC
    Confession #1
    I used to cut
    but I'm not ashamed of it at all

  19. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:53am UTC
    I'm going to Hell one day
    ...
    I can't wait to meet my dady
    ...
    Satan

  20. OliviaLee OliviaLee
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:57pm UTC
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    "How do spell love?"
    "You don't spell love, you feel it"
    -Winnie the Pooh <3
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