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  1. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.

  2. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  3. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  4. emillly224 emillly224
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 8:53am UTC
    "Clean your room,
    family are coming over"
    "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering
    would be held
    in my bedroom."
    ♥♥

  5. bambi313dancer bambi313dancer
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 9:44pm UTC
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  6. Funinthesunxx Funinthesunxx
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    When did Limited Too turn into Hollister?
    When did Playing Mom turn into Teen Mom?
    When did Cutting your knee turn into Cutting Yourself?
    When did Cooties turn into STD's?
    When did The Playground turn into The Mall?
    When did Broken Arms turn into Broken Hearts?
    When did Best Friends turn into Back Stabbers?
    When did Being a Kid turn into Growing Up?

  7. i_be_ballin_212 i_be_ballin_212
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    why do they
    rate movies "R" for adult language?
    the only people that use that kind of language are
    teenagers.
    not mine; format credit to PwinncessScarrxD

  8. kotababii kotababii
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 12:32am UTC
    i was on facebook;
    looking at 2 girls commenting
    on one of their pictures.
    one said: stop being perfect! you're making me look bad.
    the other said: shutup. YOU'RE perfect.
    they are twins. ♥
    LOL

  9. DanikaLee123 DanikaLee123
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    >> those really long
    car rides with your
    family and you just
    blast you ipod, look
    out the window, &
    block out the world.

  10. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    " oooh i look cute! Time to take a picture! "
    *snap*
    " HellO0o new profile pict...
    EWW WTF?! "
    ... story of a teenage girl 's life ...

  11. anitahammyG anitahammyG
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 3:10pm UTC
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  12. EmotionalTrickery EmotionalTrickery
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 10:16pm UTC
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  13. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  14. rosieisodd rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
    if you were on fire and I had water,
    I would probably drink the water.

  15. thisismyname thisismyname
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    Dear Alvin and The Chipmunks;
    CONGRATULATIONS!
    You have a lower voice than Justin Bieber.

  16. lautnerbabe96 lautnerbabe96
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    Dear Boyfriend:"
    I am a bra
    and i touch your girlfriends boobs all day long
    BE JELOUS (;

  17. fairytaleending fairytaleending
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    So Today
    I asked my sister how school was.
    her reply?
    She broke up with her boyfriend because she saw him
    in the corner with another girl his back turned to her.
    She's five.
    Glad to know her day was more
    interesting.

  18. rachaelbrookex3 rachaelbrookex3
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    It's Hilarious When School Textbooks Try Too Hard To Be Racially Diverce.
    ''Brad , Latisha , Pablo And Kwan Were All Doing Math Problems...''

  19. evieten evieten
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    Theres always going to be that one kid who treats gym class like its the
    olympics
    ♥not my format

  20. PonandZi13 PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    Those girls...
    that shake their butt from side to side when they walk.

:)

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