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  1. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Replace a verb in a famous quote with "touch" #1: "Luke, I touch your father."
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    nmf

  2. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    ♚ KEEP CALM AND TRUST SNAPE nmf

  3. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    ♚ KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON nmf

  4. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    I'm a nerd. I'm not popular. I'm not the standard definition of "pretty". I don't have a ton of guy friends. I don't have a boyfriend. But I am happy. Life is what you make it; Live it to the fullest,and stand out from the rest.

    nmf

  5. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 8:40pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah dododoododdo wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    if he really loves youuu he'd still chase after you.♥
    favoriting quotes because you like the format, not because it necessarily relates to you. just me? nmfnmf

  6. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    thirteen years later
    and timmy turner still wears the same outfit.

    nmf

  7. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    Dear World,
    Please kindly learn the difference between "your" and "you're".
    Sincerely,
    Grammar Nazis.

  8. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    That epic moment when
    Hernione punches Draco
    in the face.
    nmf

  9. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    "I'm not afraid to look like a fool every now and then."
    ♥---------------------------------------------------------------------♥
    -Cameron Mitchell, "The Glee Project"
    nmf

  10. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    "i wasn't that drunk." dude, you tried to get to platform nine and three quarters... ♥

  11. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    "What is the point of being aliveif you don't at least try to do something remarkable?"-John Green, An Abundance of Katherines ♥

  12. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    "books are the ultimate dumpees:put them down and they'll wait for you forever;pay attention to them and they'll alwayslove you back. "-John Green, An Abundance of Katherines nmf

  13. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    It all ends 7.15.11 so raise your wands high {[and scream]}"Mischief Managed." </3nmf creditfortheedit. Not mine.

  14. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    Dear world,Please help. I'm 30 years old and I can't get a job other than working at a fast food place. My only co-worker hates me. I would talk to my boss, but all he cares about is money. I'm in love with my best friend. She's smart, athletic, a gorgeous southern belle. But I'm stuck in the friend zone. My only other friend is a guy who I'm pretty sure only talks to me because he's mentally handicapped.And to top it all off, I live in a freaking pineapple.Sincerely, Spongebob.(not mine)

  15. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    Selena Gomez : "Who says, who says you're not perfect?"Hannah Montanna does. nmf

  16. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    Doing something stupid in public and thinking, Who cares, I'll never see these people again. ------------♥------------nmf

  17. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    Youknowyou'reastarkidwhenYou never tell someone you like them Because it makes you look like an idiot.youknowyoureastarkidwhen.tumblr.com

  18. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Youknowyou'reastarkidwhenYour preferred method of transportation is a magical flying lion (who can talk)youknowyoureastarkidwhen.tumblr.com

  19. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    That awkward momentWhen Optimus Prime cuts you in half. Hot dog style, not hamburger. S t a r k i d r e f e r e n c e* ♥

  20. starnerdkidfighter starnerdkidfighter
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    hufflepuffs
    are particularly good
    finders♥
    mmf

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