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  1. emnic2413 emnic2413
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    It’sHilariousWhen..
    Textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse
    “Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem”
    <3<3<3

  2. RawrrImmaEatYuuh RawrrImmaEatYuuh
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    saying; KTHXBAI.
    thinking; WTF am I saying?!

  3. remhann123 remhann123
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    In time your true friends will show..
    You'll learn about people the things you didnt know.
    You'll figure out which ones were your true friends,
    and the ones who were fake..
    Sometimes a friend may hurt you,
    Sometimes you'll let it go,
    Other times they will leave your life as fast as you'd ever know..
    take each day for granted..
    because you never know where you'll end up tomorrow..
    ALL MINE*
    COPY IF YOU'D LIKE <3

  4. evereverafterX3 evereverafterX3
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    smd.
    sit on my dolphin.
    idk what's up with the spacing.


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  6. oxemmaox3 oxemmaox3
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    My favorite time
    is when I first wake up in the morning,
    those six seconds,
    before my life catches up and hits me.
    - - - - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - - - - -

  7. Pistachiox3 Pistachiox3
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    A friend breaks something at your house....
    A good friend:
    i'm so sorry i'll pay for it.
    A best friend:
    i think it broke... / who broke that !

  8. soclosebutsofaraway1100 soclosebutsofaraway1100
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine?

  9. hiphopflopflop hiphopflopflop
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    Brother says “You smell”
    Sister says “yeah, I can smell you from here”
    Sister wins


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  11. Crazyforhim13 Crazyforhim13
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    Today I was wearing my sister's Batman jacket
    & He called me Superman...
    Like
    WTF ?

  12. Shea10195 Shea10195
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    ██████████████
    Everyone says
    we would look cute together
    we laugh about it on the outside
    but im dying on
    the
    inside
    ████
    not my format:

  13. Crazyforhim13 Crazyforhim13
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    " His girlfriend was talking to the teacher outside the classroom while i was walking to my class & She dropped her Pencil "
    Me: She dropped her pencil... I know you was looking at her a**.
    Him: Oh yeah, You know it !!!
    Wow.
    People at my school are really
    PERVERTED... =P

  14. Juicypancakes Juicypancakes
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    I'm
    Just another thing for
    You
    To roll your eyes at honey.


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  17. slr1995 slr1995
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    ok, I'll start "eating better" tomorrow.

  18. secretscomeout secretscomeout
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    &your
    my
    limit.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


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