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April 27, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #19
Toddlers & Tiaras
(noun)
Future 16 and Pregnant

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April 26, 2012 9:58pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #18
Legendary
(adjective)
Barney Stinson

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April 26, 2012 9:53pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #17
Bath & Body Works
(noun)
Store where every lotion, spray, and soap
smells like heaven...
until you buy it

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April 26, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #16
Drunk
(verb)
I love juice!

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April 26, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #15
Swim Meet
(noun)
Endless supply of hot shirtless guys
and the occasional fat wannabe

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squishy
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April 26, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #14
Google Doodle
(noun)
The reason I know
Mr. Zipper Inventor Man's Birthday

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squishy
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April 26, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #13
Teacup Pig
(noun)
Omg you have a teacup pig!
marry me?

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April 26, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #12
Late.
(adjective)
O my god
I'm pregnant
I am a pregnant effing virgin.

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April 26, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #12
Busy Day
(noun)
Harry Potter marathon on
ABC Family

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April 26, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #11
Hottest Guy in the World
(noun)
Average guy
with amazing abs

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April 26, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #10
Skinny
(adjective)
Every girl in the world...
but me.

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April 26, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #9
Huge Bug
(noun)
Any bug bigger
than my pinky nail

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April 26, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #8
Starving
(adjective)
haven't eaten anything
in a whole 3 hours

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April 26, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #7
Drawing
(verb)
The attempt at creating a
beautiful perice of art...
but ending up with a new paper
basketball

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April 26, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #6
k
(phrase)
everything is definitly
NOT okay

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April 26, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Dictionary of Me #5
Nail Art
(phrase)
The art of trying really hard
to paint something that
a) ends up looking like sh*t
b) gets messed up in 0.02 seconds

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squishy
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April 26, 2012 8:16pm UTC

When taking a dog for adrive there is no way he can unterstand that you are controlling the car.He doesn't get that you turning the wheel and pushing the pedal isactually moving the vehicle.He must think that both of you justwalk out into this adventure box, and wiskoff to a mystery location- maybe the park or thevet. You just roll the dice and go on adventures together.Dogs life.

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squishy
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April 22, 2012 1:23am UTC

Dictionary of Me #4
Bacon
(noun)
The main reason
I am not a vegatarian

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squishy
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April 22, 2012 1:18am UTC

Dictionary of Me #3
Broke
(adjective)
1. when you actually have no money
2. when you really don'y want to "loan" your friend more money for starbucks

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squishy
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April 22, 2012 1:15am UTC

Dictionary of Me #2
Siblings
(noun)
reminders that your
parent did it... many times

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