sophie621bigfan · 1 decade ago
come back!!!
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ChloeLukasiak · 1 decade ago
Why?
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drama18xox · 1 decade ago
hey. sorry i didnt answer your text. i was mini golfing with kyle and my dad and i didnt bring my phone. btw, the link to S_Squared Layouts goes to your profile. also, it is not your layout page, it is OURS. see you tonight.
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VictoriaRose88 · 1 decade ago
Huh??
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
Wow. Lol.
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animallover721 · 1 decade ago
Continued...

After that I didn’t want to be sick anymore. I climbed to my roof and shouted “I’M SECRETLY A NINJA PANDA!”. The world gasped. Then I figured that wasn’t enough. I shouted that I’m a turtle ninja dolphin thingy and I’m in love with Scotty McCreery. The next morning I was reading the newspaper taking a poop, when I read that unicorn pickles with British accents have just been invented. I was so excited, I screamed “I LIKE PICKLES!”. That’s what I do when I’m excited. I shout things. Ok, then my friends and I were going for a walk when we heard the bushes move. Then, something gross, green, and ugly came out and said “GIVE ME MY UNDERWEAR BACK!”. My friends and I were so startled we passed out in a pool full of chocolate. When we finally woke up we couldn’t get out of the chocolate so I screamed, “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”. My best friend then came and helped us all out. I love my best friend. I was so happy, I took her to Jersey the next day. When we arrived I was low on gas so I stopped for help finding a gas station. I asked a guy where I could find one and he replied, “In Jersey, we don’t pump gas, we pump fists!”. Ok, I thought, time to ask another person. When we finally found a gas station, a flying chicken landed on my car. I thought of it as nothing, until it stole my Meatball Tofu to pay for his flying lessons. I was so mad I screamed “I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD!”. Kudos to SpongeBob. As my best friend and I were making our way to our hotel we passed a group of Irish people. My friend then said to me, “Irish people are sexy!”. Taken aback, I replied “Waffles eat jelly on top of mountains while bathing themselves in mayonnaise and playing with their pet monkeys when your not looking.” She just stared at me. We then stopped at a local McDonalds and my crush was there. I was so surprised that after my Big Mac I threw up on him. I really thought I loved him until he started cursing at me like an angry leprechaun. My best friend and I ran out of there really quickly and hopped on a bus. I hate buses. I told my friend, “I just wish that we could ride unicorns instead of buses…so much easier, ya know?” She agreed. So we checked into our hotel in the late afternoon and were just unpacking when my best friend says, “Wanna talk about crushes?”. I replied no, but she just went on, “GERALD WAY IS THE SEXIEST BEAST THAT HAS EVER EXISTED!” No comment. Then we turned on the TV to see if any good shows were on. One show was apparently about a unicorn. In it, the unicorn ate a bat before getting eaten by the Loch Ness Monster…click. I turned the TV off. Then my best friend says, “Awkward turtles and narwhals are the best animals in the ocean!”. I agreed with that. Suddenly a man barges in. “Can you help me find my unicorn? I ate a muffin and threw up on it, then it got angry and ate my hair, and my flying monkey took it on an adventure last week and I haven’t seen it since!”. My friend and I looked at each other. “Umm no we haven’t…sorry.” I replied. And he ran away. We were both tired, I mean, my dog talked to me all last night! And I gave up on liking the second hottest guy in my grade because he told me he likes to go skinny dipping before watching barney and friends. I then asked my friend, “Wanna check the score of the football game?” She replied, “Scores only matter if they’re very good, no one pays much attention to the bad or mediocre ones.” And with that, I turned the lights off, and went to bed.

THE END

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animallover721 · 1 decade ago
Hey! Here is the story I made from all the sentences, hope you like it!

There once was a dancing banana in a Speedo who had a cottage cheese minion. Unfortunately the cottage cheese minion ate my dog, but he refused to go anywhere near Voldemort’s nipples. So anyway, the banana was wearing a Speedo even though he has a fear of water. I tried a million times to get him over his fear, but he refused any help, so I stopped. The bad news is that while I was helping him a kitty ate my dinosaur named Jay. I miss Jay, and I thought it ridiculous that a kitty could eat him. Although, he was kind of a baby. After all, he told me he always dreams about tacos dancing in sombreros eating blueberry pie…weird, right? So after I heard the news about my dinosaur, I began to worry about my other pets! I started to look for my invisible penguin, but then found out my giraffe and my hedgehog took it for a walk. That’s a relief. I then found a pickle. Slapping my hand to my forehead, I realized it was the same pickle that gave my dog a lap dance. As soon as I saw it, it ran away, so I followed it. Then when I found it, I saw it swallow my sister and take the cantaloupe I was saving for my pet sponge, SpongeBob. I then had to go upstairs and tell SpongeBob about the incident. I guess I was having a day of horrible surprises, because SpongeBob was crying (and soaking up his tears) as he told me he burnt my patty’s. I was so upset, I ran outside. There I met a blue unicorn, and a porcupine. They were very odd, in fact, they were so odd that the blue unicorn sat on the porcupine and I got the flu! I laid in bed all that night sick. I was so sick I just yelled at my pet rainbow bunny to get me some chocolate. He obviously didn’t here me because he was thinking of…himmm <3. After that I didn’t want to be sick anymore. I climbed to my roof and shouted “I’M SECRETLY A NINJA PANDA!”. The world gasped. Then I figured that wasn’t enough. I shouted that I’m a turtle ninja dolphin thingy and I’m in love with Scotty McCreery. The next morning I was reading the newspaper taking a poop, when I read that unicorn pickles with British accents have just been invented. I was so excited, I screamed “I LIKE PICKLES!”. That’s what I do when I’m excited. I shout things. Ok, then my friends and I were going for a walk when we heard the bushes move. Then, something gross, green, and ugly came out and said “GIVE ME MY UNDERWEAR BACK!”. My friends and I were so startled we passed out in a pool full of chocolate. When we finally woke up we couldn’t get out of the chocolate so I screamed, “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”. My best friend then came and helped us all out. I love my best friend. I was so happy, I took her to Jersey the next day. When we arrived I was low on gas so I stopped for help finding a gas station. I asked a guy where I could find one and he replied, “In Jersey, we don’t pump gas, we pump fists!”. Ok, I thought, time to ask another person. When we finally found a gas station, a flying chicken landed on my car. I thought of it as nothing, until it stole my Meatball Tofu to pay for his flying lessons. I was so mad I screamed “I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD!”. Kudos to SpongeBob. As my best friend and I were making our way to our hotel we passed a group of Irish people. My friend then said to me, “Irish people are sexy!”. Taken aback, I replied “Waffles eat jelly on top of mountains while bathing themselves in mayonnaise and playing with their pet monkeys when your not looking.” She just stared at me. We then stopped at a local McDonalds and my crush was there. I was so surprised that after my Big Mac I threw up on him. I really thought I loved him until he started cursing at me like an angry leprechaun. My best friend and I ran out of there really quickly and hopped on a bus. I hate buses. I told my friend, “I just wish that we could ride unicorns instead of buses…so much easier, ya know?” She agreed. So we checked into our hotel in the late afternoon and were just unpacking when my best friend says, “Wanna talk about crushes?”. I replied no, but she just went on, “GERALD WAY IS THE SEXIEST BEAST THAT HAS EVER EXISTED!” No comment. Then we turned on the TV to see if any good shows were on. One show was apparently about a unicorn. In it, the unicorn ate a bat before getting eaten by the Loch Ness Monster…click. I turned the TV off. Then my best friend says, “Awkward turtles and narwhals are the best animals in the ocean!”. I agreed with that. Suddenly a man barges in. “Can you help me find my unicorn? I ate a muffin and threw up on it, then it got angry and ate my hair, and my flying monkey took it on an adventure last week and I haven’t seen it since!”. My friend and I looked at each other. “Umm no we haven’t…sorry.” I replied. And he ran away. We were both tired, I mean, my dog talked to me all last night! And I gave up on liking the second hottest guy in my grade because he told me he likes to go skinny dipping before watching barney and friends. I then asked my friend, “Wanna check the score of the football game?” She replied, “Scores only matter if they’re very good, no one pays much attention to the bad or mediocre ones.” And with that, I turned the lights off, and went to bed.

THE END

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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
That's what I've heard! Lol.
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
I heard they are really good and I probably should read them, but I never had /:
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UnfogettableMe · 1 decade ago
no. today is my last day. i just cant do it anymore.
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cales11 · 1 decade ago
it would have been extreeeemely awkward if i did, LOL. :3
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
haha. ikk!!! i love it. haha. i was suuper obsessed when i was your age.
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
Thank you!! I love Harry potter, too(;
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aehadden99 · 1 decade ago
thanks! :)
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aehadden99 · 1 decade ago
i loveee your profile its legit (:
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
awwh thank you < 333
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
yes i did(: and to answer your question, go to my FAQ's:
http://kingkonglayouts.weebly.com/faq.html
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drama18xox · 1 decade ago
do it now, or ill report the quote. what is up with you? go eat something before you tear someones head off...
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drama18xox · 1 decade ago
no. you cannot add the ninja quote. i keep forgetting. i will do it on friday
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Zimmie456 · 1 decade ago
i cant seem to find your page cant you help?

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