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cem2546
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 12:07pm UTC

U wanna fight?????
Fine.
Caps lock ON!
NMQ/NMF

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katesmiles
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:55pm UTC

SC Johnson
...
I bet you just said
"A family company"
[♥]

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lisac517
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 1:53pm UTC

when your hair is a mess
and someone says " i like your hair today"
and your just like.. djkfiajdbsfjkdfbjwekbfljbfsdkfjdfsf.

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Hoodiegurll9186
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:14pm UTC

Anyone wanna be a witty bestt fraand to me?
♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 4:25pm UTC

♥
the same girl
who smiles and talks non-stop is the same one who cries herself
to sleep at night
♥

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ThatsSoMeee
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August 31, 2011 3:57pm UTC

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Peace1231
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 10:45am UTC

katy perry: blue hair
nicki minaj: pink hair
rihanna: red hair
lady gaga: green hair
THE F**KING POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!!
NMF + NMQ

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ev3ry1luvzgabi
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 9:19pm UTC

and this quote is for :
the guy in Spongebob who always shouts
"my leg !"
♥

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Todaywillbedifferent98
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:04pm UTC

Press the {♥} for all the girls who say they're fine.
But we all know deep down, we're not.

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not_the_lover_at_first_sight
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 12:27pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you don't have toilet paper
in a public bathroom
and you're all alone.

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MZWANDY
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 10:33am UTC

ZEBRAS ARE JUST HORSES WHO ESCAPED FROM
PRiSON
:)

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lovinglifetothemaximumba
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 2:43pm UTC

Pretending to read your birthday card
A f t e r t h e m o n e y ’ s f a l l e n o u t.
♥

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allyoup0807
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August 31, 2011 2:27pm UTC

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orange_popsicle
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:27pm UTC

wishes her hair grew just
as fast as her leg hair does :/
Format by Sandrasaurus

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PlanetCoolKids
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 2:52pm UTC

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dancerox543
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:35pm UTC

"Did you get a haircut?"
"No I dyed the tips of my hair invisible."

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Face_In_The_Crowd
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 11:04am UTC

I have a regular life
And then a completely different Witty life.
I'm basically Hannah Montana.
♥

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lazyLION24
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:11pm UTC

I'm not clumsy.
It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me,
and the wall just gets in the way.
nmf-nmq

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skoshaannex3
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC

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Theres a difference between wearing make up and looking like you just got gang banged by crayola.
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BlueEyedCutie
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 10:11am UTC

Sitting at home:
Oh cool it's raining.
Sitting at school:
HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT'S RAINING!

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