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FaerieGemma
posted a quote
February 3, 2011 2:44am UTC

im the kinda girl..
THAT CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER IF
EVERYONES FIRST IMPRESSION
------------------- is whoa she is -----
ugly.
format: Java ... Quote: mine

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EmotionalTrickery
posted a quote
January 24, 2011 10:34pm UTC

I'm just tired.
I'm tired of waking up to
the same routine every day,
seeing the same people,
it's getting old.
I'm tired of waking up
alone and cold.
Pushing myself
to get out of bed.
I'm just tired.
That's my excuse.
format credit to xomiissyyxo EmotionalTrickery

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Smileyriley10
posted a quote
February 8, 2011 7:24pm UTC

It's the kinda night,
where I'm using everything
inside me, just to
help from breaking down
crying.
because once I start, I know I'm not going to be able to stop.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 6:26pm UTC

Funniest Joke Ever;
Lisa, a 21 year old lady, has just been left again by a man. She is heart broken and crying her yes out. Like many of us, she feels depressed when she's single. She is so sad she put's an ad in the newspaper. It reads: "Hello, my name is Lisa. I have been left so many times & I'm tired of it. I want a man who won't run away, won't hit me, and is great in bed.", then a phone number finished up the ad. She gets many calls and goes on many dates but none of them seem right. Then, one day, Lisa's doorbell rings. *ring* ;). A man in a wheelchair with no legs or arms is waiting for her. She asks, "What are you doing here?!" He replies, "I saw your ad in the paper." She seems confused. "I have no legs to run away, and no arms to abuse you with." He explained. She inquires "So what makes you think you're great in bed?" He answers, with a smurk on his face, " How do you think I rang the doorbell?'' ;)
--fav if you get it!

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CandEProductions
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 2:17pm UTC

I've noticed that...
whenever I like someone, I seem to dress better .
- - - » anyone else? (:

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Soccerbaby13xoxox
posted a quote
January 24, 2011 3:21pm UTC

Dear past,
stop tapping me on the shoulder.
I don't want to look back. ♥

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dance4lifekrp11
posted a quote
January 25, 2011 9:02pm UTC

that awkward moment
when the guy you really
like asks you
About your best friend

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oxemmaox3
posted a quote
January 24, 2011 5:54pm UTC

My favorite time
is when I first wake up in the morning,
those six seconds,
before my life catches up and hits me.
- - - - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - - - - -

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leeahhx
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 9:10pm UTC

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Some people can`t sleep because they have insomnia. I can`t sleep because I have Internet
connection.
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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 8:24am UTC

and next time there is
an awkward silcence
at the dinner table, look
at your parents and say
[ by the way, I'm pregnant.]

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ilovetheboynextstatex98
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 10:44pm UTC

Don’t you ever wonder if a boy has ever truly
saw you and said, “Wow, she’s beautiful.”

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Kelsehquann
posted a quote
January 24, 2011 7:26pm UTC

can I out eat you?
-Fav if you read this wrong.
♥

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happygolucky2015
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 10:11pm UTC

Don't you dare;
remember me
when she finally
forgets you
~not my format

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gryffindorgirl
posted a quote
January 24, 2011 12:57am UTC

Friend: Hey! I'm finally over him!
Me: Oh my God! That's so good! Hey do you want some water?
Friend: He drank water...

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Purpleslurpee
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 7:37pm UTC

yo, i'm hungary.
why don't you czech the fridge?
okay, i'm russian to the kitchen.
hm, maybe you'll find some turkey.
yeah, i have some, but its nasty cause its covered in a layer of greece. yuck!
ew, there is norway you can eat that.
yeah, i know. i think i'll just settle for a can of chile.
that sounds good, i think i'll have a canada chile as well.
denmark your name on the can.
kenya do it for me?
okay, i'm ghana do it.
thanks, i'm so tired. iran 2 kilometers to the store today.
damn! you must have really ran like a niger.

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taintedlove
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January 23, 2011 8:45pm UTC

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 1:58pm UTC

2,800
---->teenage girls get pregnant
each day.
favorite this..
if you like pancakes.

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Leahhxlynn
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 8:59pm UTC

"K"
Oh, would you like some fries with that conversation killer?
ffffacebook-

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