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xoxhollisterxox
posted a quote
February 19, 2011 8:24pm UTC

Break up playlist...
For the First Time - The script.
Nothing Left to Lose - The Pretty Reckless.
All She Knows - Bruno Mars.
My Black Dahlia - Hollywood Undead.
Just Tonight - The Pretty Reckless.
Impossible - Shontelle.
Haunted - Taylor Swift.
Need You Now - Lady Antebellum.
The Only Way that I Know how to Feel - Boys Like Girls.
Ghost - Cavo.
Breakeven - The Script.
Miserable at Best - Mayday Parade.
Last Kiss - Taylor Swift.
Bleed - Hot Chelle Rae.
Dear John - Taylor Swift.
Loser of the Year - LoveSick Radio.
Here by Me - 3 Doors Down.
A Drop in the Ocean - Ron Pope.
Runaway - Bruno Mars.
I Need a Doctor - Dr. Dre & Eminem.
Angels on the Moon - Thriving Ivory.
♥

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meggieb131
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November 3, 2010 8:51pm UTC

Don't you hate it when...
You wake up and don't feel like P-Diddy
Lady Gaga doesn't answer your telephone
Michael Jackson keeps thrilling you
Eminem ties you to a bed and sets the house on fire
Your bottom doesn't go up.
You're notta be.
Your grandma gets run over by a reindeer.
You can't touch MC Hammer
You realize you're not the only girl in the world.
You forgot your Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur
Taio Cruz breaks your heart
You're looking like a fool with your pants on the
ground
;)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bemine
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 7:21pm UTC

Eventually
one of these two things will happen,♥
he will realize your
your worth it,
- - - - - - - » or you'll realize «
that he isn't ♥
not my fade :)

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hollingsworthx
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 6:10pm UTC

i see the way she looks,
AT HIM
its the same way i used to
then i feel sorry for her
because
I know what happens next ♥

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liveyourlife23
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 6:31pm UTC

LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
What do you see?
Everything or nothing
You wanted to be
♥

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susieel0vex
posted a quote
October 22, 2010 9:20pm UTC

Whipe your mouth ,
THERES STILL A TINY BIT OF BULLSHIT AROUND YOUR LIPS. ♥

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DanceIsLife53
posted a quote
October 23, 2010 8:29pm UTC

Ways to annoy the workers at McDonalds
1.} Order 1 fry.
2.} Ask to "rent" a burger.
3.} Say the gum under your table taste better than the food.
4.} Sing while making your order.
5.} When your at the drive-thru and the speaker comes on say," GOD!? Is that you? "
6.} Ask for another toy, because your still hungry.
7.} Pull up to the window and take their picture.
8.} Ask directions to the nearest Burger King.
9.} Imitate the speakers voice.
10.} Ask if the burger has had its shots.
11.} Try to bargain the price.
12.} Ask them to take the first bite.
13.} Start kissing the Ronald McDonald Statue.
14.} Throw tiny pieces of fries at the frycooks.
15.} When they ask you if they can help you, start crying and say your depressed.
16.} Count all of your fries and say that your friend has two more than you.
17.} Lurk in the bushes wearing a burger king hat.
18.} Pull up to the window with a pizza and say that will be $8.95.
19.} Make an order with your radio Full-Blast.
20.} Pull up and once they start talking put a finger on their lips and say Shh softly.
21.} Ask how many dolphins died to make that burger?
22.} Start all your words with "me".
23.} Tell them the happy-meal made you un-happy.
24.} Sell white castles in the bathrooms.
25.} Tell them to make sure the burger is dead.
26.} Try to get the cashier to lower the price and if he/she does, tell the manager.
Hope you liked! ;]
not all mine

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jillybean
posted a quote
October 5, 2010 3:52pm UTC

Halloween
is the only day of the year when
you are allowed to talk to
strangers

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hollisterchick4
posted a quote
October 5, 2010 4:38pm UTC

My friend was talking to my best-guy friend, he said that he liked me.
In Lunch the next day, she asked him if he
liked me when i was right there.
He said No, trying to hide it.
The next day at the football game, i met this guy.
He was really sweet, and i liked him.
My friend asked if he liked me , when i was right there
He wasn't afraid to show it, He came right out and said
"Yes, I do."
He's the one ♥

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letsstartoverxo
posted a quote
October 5, 2010 3:53pm UTC

We broke up
we both just changed our relationship status
deleted the post so we couldn't see the comments
stopped texting
ignored each other in the hall
vented to our friends about it
It's over

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becca95lx4
posted a quote
October 5, 2010 4:48pm UTC

i hate it when nerds cover their answers, like come on,
let's work together bro.
TEAMWORK, people, teamwork!
♥♥♥///

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_MrsZ_Montana_
posted a quote
October 5, 2010 4:09pm UTC

her favorite song,
Will say more about her,
than her mouth ever will...

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what_if_i_still_love_him
posted a quote
October 5, 2010 4:27pm UTC

YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE..
❤❤
but I think I like that idea because
"my type" usually breaks my heart.

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annie8996
posted a quote
October 5, 2010 4:29pm UTC

I sat next to a soldier on a plane yesterday.
He was looking at a yearbook of kids and I asked if one of them was his. He smiled, pointed to two kids hugging, and said, "That's my wife and me in first grade."
-LGMH. ♥

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permanentmarker
posted a quote
October 5, 2010 3:37pm UTC

What's the difference between
snowwomen and snowmen?
Snowballs.
;D

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cammeron
posted a quote
September 28, 2010 3:18pm UTC

Today, I got a geometry test back.
Being immensely frustrated with a paragraph proof, I had written "LINE AB IS CONGRUENT TO LINE CD, BECAUSE I SAID SO. AND WHOEVER DISAGREES CAN KISS MY ANGLE-SIDE-SIDE!"
My teacher had given me full marks and written,
"Damn straight." I have new respect for Ms. M.
MLIA

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eminemlove26
posted a quote
October 1, 2010 3:03pm UTC

Birth Marks-
Are where you were killed in your other life.

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Maranda*
posted a quote
October 2, 2010 5:58pm UTC

Anuptaphobia
the fear of staying single.

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emiinnerr
posted a quote
October 2, 2010 5:41pm UTC

This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, & 5 Sundays, all in one month.
It happens only once in 823 years.

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