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_OneMillionPieces
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Cheerleader- *Comes into my english class* Hi! We need to sell chocolate for our uniforms.
Me- *Quitely* Chocolate?
Kid Next to Me- *Louder* Chocolate?!!?
Kid in Back of Class- *Loudest* CHOCOLATE?!?
Cheerleader- Yes, with or with out nuts.
This really happened & I actaully died

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 6:44pm UTC

You know what your
problem is?
You get attached, fast.
& once you're attached to someone, you do everything you can to please them and make them happy. It's never about what you want, it's always everyone's needs before your own.
You give out too many chances to people, who quite frankly, do not deserve them. They take advantage of you, and you become a pushover. But you're okay with that, because they're in your life and that's all you ever really wanted.
And even if they screw you over, you'll still be there for them. Because that's you, that's who you are. Once you get attached to someone, they capture your heart and they always have a place there.
& that's why it's so hard for you to let him go.

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xxdream121
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Harry Potter: The boy who lived.
Katniss Everdeen: The girl on fire.
Me: The girl online

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loveizzy
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 6:45pm UTC

So for Witty Wednesday, I put the W on my hand. (I made it pretty tiny because my school gives out detention for writing on your hand, I know, stupid.)
So this boy whom I've seen around but never talked to came up behind me and said, "Hello fellow Wittian." and walked away.
Well hello to you too.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Grandma: Are you hungry?
Me: No
Grandma: Too bad you're going to eat anyways

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:18pm UTC

My first instinct when
i see an animal
is to say "hello"
My first instinct
when i see a person
is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:26pm UTC

OMG GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT
WHY HIS NAME IS 'STITCH'
a stitch is a piece of thread that is
sown to hold something together.
stitch holds lilo's family together.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:37pm UTC

i would be dead without music ♪♫♪

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 6:19pm UTC

i have three words
happy birthday steve!
♥
we can't ever thank you enough for creating Witty
words can not explain how much we love you for everything
we wish you the best!♥
~your fellow wittians

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 10:07pm UTC

to be honest,
some quotes here on witty make me want to cry from laughing, cry from joy, or break down in tears.
i need to stop crying

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if0only0you0knew
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 6:24pm UTC

PJ's on at 6 pm on a friday... yupp i have an exciting life!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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isitsummeryet
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 6:29pm UTC

I honestly can not believe
summer is already over

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abercrombielover1892
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Why do i have 2 hours of homework
over the weekend if i went to school
for only 2 days?

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Me: Mom, why is my cousin called Rose?
Mom: Because your aunt likes flowers
Me: And what do you like?
Mom: Dicky, stop asking questions.
nmq

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 4:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 6:09pm UTC

How can we learn
if we can't make
mistakes?

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:41pm UTC

*Earphones in pocket*
Earphones: Damn I'm bored.
Earphones: I should go for a walk.
Earphones: Should I go this way?
Earphones: No, I should take a left.
Earphones: I'm lost.
Earphones: Omg, is that a knot?
Earphones:
Earphones:
Earphones:
Earphones: F*ck.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 8:08pm UTC

This quote does not exist.
just kidding.

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