*Me scrolling through Witty*
Me: Let's see what's on here
Me: *scrolls*
Me: Hah, that's funny
Me:
Me:
Me: That's just clever.
Me: Why can't I be clever?
Me: *thinks of words that ryhme with clever*
Me: Oh, just forget it
Me:
Me: Wow, they got a lot of likes
Me: I'm not gonna like it then
Me: But I like it
Me: UGH FINE. *favorite*
Me:
Me:
Me: That's depressing
Me: Oh, she got her first kiss?
Me: Nice.
Me:
Me: ROFL OMG AHAHHA MY SIDES HURT
Me: Why can't I be funny
Me: *thinks of joke*
Me: Nope. I'm still not funny.
Me: I'm hungry.
Typical