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  1. Kailey♥* Kailey♥*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    format by YourBeautifulWhenYouSmile
    THE GUYS AT MY SCHOOL
    are starting to say "I love you" to their friends more than the girls are..

  2. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    (ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana)
    Bananaaaaaa Potato naaaaa Bananaaaaaa Tokarino potato li kani malo mani kanoti ca (ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana) Yo plano poo laqua nolotu ma banana La kanupi ta lamu (ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana) Potatooooooo Tokarino potato li kani malo mani kanoti ca ba ba ba ba bananaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
    oh. despicable me

  3. Kailey♥* Kailey♥*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    my quote
    //////// feels like i'm always gonna be alone
    on a Valentine's Day..

  4. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Le teacher handing back school pictures
    girls: omg these are so ugly, no one look at these!
    guys: look at this sexy beast.

  5. Kailey♥* Kailey♥*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    save me from the nothing i've become

  6. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    This week is Spirit week.
    Today was "blast from the past"
    I dressed from the 70's-80's.
    I wore an afro.
    Anyone who said they liked it? My response:
    "It's made of your mom's chest hair!"
    mq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    The national animal of Scotland is the
    UNICORN
    alright. i'm moving.

  10. dancemoms98 dancemoms98
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Procrasinators Unite! .....
    tomorrow.....

  11. beatleslove beatleslove
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    *Lights flickering*
    Normal People: Oh, the bulb needs to be changed
    Me: THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!!!!

  12. Kailey♥* Kailey♥*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Guys. He looked at me today.
    You are all invited to our wedding.

  13. nevermore21 nevermore21
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    I feel like pencils contradict themselves.
    They're made so you can erase your mistakes, but in reality, you can't. You can still alwas see that faint mistake left behind. trying to be covered up. truth is, it's always there.

  14. Kailey♥* Kailey♥*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    I love your hair
    I love your eyes
    I love your lips
    I love your smile
    I love your body
    I love your laugh
    I love your jokes
    I love your style
    I guess I can say
    I LOVE YOU.

  15. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Now I understand all you cute couples like to walk into school together holding hands and making kissy faces at eachother while trying to make other people jealous of your relationship..
    But I'm not jealous
    I've got the cutest, smallest, and cuddly dog waiting for me when I get home who kisses me all the time, with a big bowl of candy next to my bed.
    Who's jealous now?

  16. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    *Me scrolling through Witty*
    Me: Let's see what's on here
    Me: *scrolls*
    Me: Hah, that's funny
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: That's just clever.
    Me: Why can't I be clever?
    Me: *thinks of words that ryhme with clever*
    Me: Oh, just forget it
    Me:
    Me: Wow, they got a lot of likes
    Me: I'm not gonna like it then
    Me: But I like it
    Me: UGH FINE. *favorite*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: That's depressing
    Me: Oh, she got her first kiss?
    Me: Nice.
    Me:
    Me: ROFL OMG AHAHHA MY SIDES HURT
    Me: Why can't I be funny
    Me: *thinks of joke*
    Me: Nope. I'm still not funny.
    Me: I'm hungry.
    Typical


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    I want to thank my 150 followers!
    Shoutout to
    OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
    you're my 1st follower and I absolutely love you♥
    i have three words for everyone.
    you are pulchritudinous.

  19. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    i have survived
    12 days of school.
    6.5% of school completed.
    this is gonna be a long year.

  20. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    *Watching Lilo and Stitch*
    *Before Lilo knew stitch was an alien*
    Lilo: *on the phone* Help! Aliens are attacking my dog!
    Lilo: *Looks over shoulder* Never mind, my dog got a chainsaw!
    Lilo: *Hangs up*
    mq

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