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Jennymay196

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Member Since: 24 Jun 2012 08:52pm

Last Seen: 10 Jan 2014 03:00pm

Gender: F

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I'm 16, student, lover of music
Demi Lovato & Justin Bieber are my idols
Judge me all ya want
 Only God can judge ya forget the haters cause somebody loves ya
  1. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:02pm EST
    My friend is Indian and her skin is naturally dark
    and during the summer I love to go outside so this is how our convesation went
    Me: Let's go outside
    Friend: I can't
    Me: Why
    Friend: I'll get too dark
    Me:But you're already dark
    Friend: *whispers* I'll look like a black person
    wut

  2. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 9:40pm EDT
    The other day I was with my friend at her vacation spot and we were in the pool swimming
    There were these two really hot guys across the pool and we kept staring at them
    When evetually decided to get out of the pool to get some food
    EVERYONE was at the pool, over 60 people
    I climb up the steps behind my friend and begin to walk
    Then I do the most graceful and hottest thing in the world
    I fall
    I do not mean just fall
    I mean I slipped in front of 60 people
    and you know what I did?
    I laughed and I couldn't stop
    It was wonderful

  3. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 5:41pm EST
    I went to my cousins house for New Years. My two cousins, Dad, Mom, Grandma, Aunt and brother were in the living room waiting for the ball to drop.
    *Ball Drops*
    EVERYBODY: HAPPY NEW YEARS! I LOVE YOU ALL!
    My Cousin: I love you Jen!
    My mom: Happy New Year Baby!
    Me: I'm hungry I haven't eaten since last year
    *everybody silently stares at me*
    My Cousin: You ate 5 minutes ago
    Me: That was last year

  4. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:03pm EST
    I wish a guy would love me like my dog does

  5. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
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    December 17, 2012 10:51pm EST
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  6. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:34pm EST
    So I found out recently that brother got diagnosed with MR which is Mental Retardation and on top of that he has austism.
    I literally cried for hours.
    But what really breaks my heart is how he says he's okay with dying. He says that once he dies he'll go to heaven and go see our Grandpa's. I tell him that as long as I'm alive, he will not die.
    My Brother is the sweetest boy in the planet and only deserves the best.
    But he's mine and I will protect him with my life.

  7. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
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    December 6, 2012 2:42pm EST
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  8. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:20pm EST
    "Just because you don't have a prince, doesn't mean you're not a princess."
    -Zayn Malik

  9. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 11:04pm EST
    *Getting ready to go to bed*
    Me: Ahh, I'm tired.
    Me: Oh look at my bed, it's so lonely.
    Me: *stands there and looks at it*
    Me: I'm kinda hungry *runs to kitchen, slips and falls*
    Me:
    Me: I'll just sleep here
    Me:
    Me: Who am I kidding, my bed needs me. *runs back to bed*
    Me: *sees dog* why hello there young puppy.
    Me:
    Me: Okay, I'm going to go to bed. You keep sleeping.
    Me: *gets in bed*
    Me: Ahh, this is nice.
    Me:
    Me: As long as you love me, we could be- WHAT AM I DOING?
    Me: OKay, time to sleep
    Me: But baby it's cold outsidee
    Me: LET ME GIVE YOUR HEART A BREAK
    Me: I WANNNA LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG LETS GO-
    *knocking at door*
    Me: *scared shitless*
    Me:
    Me:
    Mom: Shut. Up. It's 12:00
    Okay, Mom.

  10. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:09am EST
    I don't understand how all you people are so clever.
    Like I sit on my bed thinking of a clever quote to post..
    And I give up after 3 minutes
    Go get something to eat
    Listen to music
    Go back to thinking of another quote
    Give up
    And then goes and eats again
    HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO IT

  11. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 11:40pm EST
    *My friend and I were texting to go see the Breaking Dawn Part 2 movie*
    My friend: So he hasn't texted me back saying if he wanted to hang out tomorrow.
    Me: THE DUDE NEEDS TO ANSWER. Okay, we have to leave soon to go to the movies because we have to eat the crowd.
    She thought I was a cannibal
    *Me 20 minutes later*
    Me: **beat

  12. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 9:07pm EST
    DIRECTIONERS!!
    If you like to read One Direction Fan fictions, please please please please please please please read this fanfiction my friend and I are writing. There are about 34 chapters of it already up! Would really appreciate it! :)
    http://www.wattpad.com/user/1dream2directioners

  13. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 12:19am EST
    HARRY STYLES IS JUST ROAMING AROUND THE EAST COAST.
    CAN I LIKE SKIP SCHOOL TO TRY AND FIND HIM?
    WHO'S WITH ME?!

  14. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 11:01am EST
    I have a new video uppp! PLEASE CHECK IT OUT WITTIANS <3 LOVE YOU ALL MWAH MWAH MWAH. btw I loooove feedback but I don't really get that much of it, so whether you comment on youtube or here, I don't care ahah I just want to know what you guys think <3 :)
    http://youtu.be/1Wsm4QLWKF8

  15. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 8:40pm EDT
    Admit It...
    We all wish we had a friend like Spongebob.

  16. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:15pm EDT
    *Me scrolling through Witty*
    Me: Let's see what's on here
    Me: *scrolls*
    Me: Hah, that's funny
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: That's just clever.
    Me: Why can't I be clever?
    Me: *thinks of words that ryhme with clever*
    Me: Oh, just forget it
    Me:
    Me: Wow, they got a lot of likes
    Me: I'm not gonna like it then
    Me: But I like it
    Me: UGH FINE. *favorite*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: That's depressing
    Me: Oh, she got her first kiss?
    Me: Nice.
    Me:
    Me: ROFL OMG AHAHHA MY SIDES HURT
    Me: Why can't I be funny
    Me: *thinks of joke*
    Me: Nope. I'm still not funny.
    Me: I'm hungry.
    Typical

  17. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
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    October 14, 2012 6:33pm EDT
    Now I understand all you cute couples like to walk into school together holding hands and making kissy faces at eachother while trying to make other people jealous of your relationship..
    But I'm not jealous
    I've got the cutest, smallest, and cuddly dog waiting for me when I get home who kisses me all the time, with a big bowl of candy next to my bed.
    Who's jealous now?

  18. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
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    October 13, 2012 1:43pm EDT
    I was thinking of trying out for XFACTOR, but I need an opinion. This is a song my friend and I wrote, what do you guys think?!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7RHNo2rFi0&feature=plcp

  19. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 6:00pm EDT
    I was sitting in the waiting area at a car place while my mom went to the bathroom and I was on my phone scrolling through twitter when two girls came over and started watching the tv that was in front of me
    Commericial: Anything you want, Get it off of ebay!
    7 year old girl: I want Justin Bieber, can I buy him?
    Older girl: *looking away*
    7 year old girl: Can I have your phone Jessica? (her sister I guess)
    *Older girl gives her phone while she sits down*
    7 year old girl: THAT COMMERICIAL LIED TO ME. (she scremed this)
    Older Girl: what?
    7 year old girl: IT TOLD ME I COULD BUY JUSTIN BIEBER
    Older girl: OMG WHERE IS HE?
    Me: *laughs and walks away*

  20. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 6:41pm EDT
    Am I the only one who thinks of a good quote to put on witty during school
    and then when you get home you can't remember the freaking thing
    Damn you brain

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