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  1. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
     January 24, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat
    2.Open pantry. Nothing to eat.
    3.Lower standards and repeat.
    Story of my life
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  2. socks111 socks111
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     January 17, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
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  3. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
     January 11, 2012 9:32am UTC
    Im going to open a store next to forever 21 and call it finally 22.
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  4. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
     January 9, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    That one yell u make when you loose a game.
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  5. socks111 socks111
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     January 5, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    Men are like department stores.Their clothes should be half off. ;)
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  6. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
     December 25, 2011 12:05am UTC
    Fave if you want to have a very merry christmas.
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     December 24, 2011 3:29pm UTC
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     December 22, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you have that side to side thing going on when you run into someone.
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  9. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
     December 16, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    I need a good horror movieee.
    Well dont ask me lol.
    Find me a good scary movieee!
    Rebecca Black's Friday music video.
    Oh god no. Not that scary.
    nmf. quote from smartphowned.com
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  10. socks111 socks111
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     December 16, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    He who runs behind truck is exhausted, he who runs in front of truck is tired.
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  11. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
     December 15, 2011 11:51am UTC
    Wht if a celebrity called the wrong number and called you?
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     December 15, 2011 9:42am UTC
    Fave if you are bored right now.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
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     December 14, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    Im fresher then a fruit bowl.
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     December 14, 2011 3:22pm UTC
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    posted a quote
     December 12, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    It's so easy to fall in love but it's hard to find someone to catch you.
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  16. socks111 socks111
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     December 12, 2011 10:52am UTC
    If the world really ends in 2012
    I'v just wasted my whole life in school
    Lovely-_-
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     December 9, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    I wish i could lock you in my bedroom for a couple hours.
    Will there be pizza?
    Um..sure
    Im gonna need the carbs for energy
    YES! there will be lots of pizza!
    nmf. quote from smartphowned.com
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  18. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
     December 8, 2011 11:29am UTC
    Dentist:so are you doing anything for the holidays?
    You:fasdfsfwer aweorrijsladf jsdhuefh
    Dentist:Oh,sounds fun!
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  19. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
     December 7, 2011 9:48am UTC
    That funny moment when you see a
    Deer in the car and your like"DEER!"
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  20. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
     December 5, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    DFTBA
    Dont forget to be awesome
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