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  1. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I've always wanted to say:
    "Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
    *Draws Mickey outline*

  2. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    Whenever I see a calendar,
    I go straight to my birthday month to see which picture it is.

  3. ayshleane ayshleane
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 8:56am UTC
    "Don't you buy nothing, I am feeling one thing, Your lips on My lips..."
    *Kiss Me Underneath The Mistletoe*
    (。♥‿♥。)

  4. blueeyedbride blueeyedbride
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    My Mom...
    thinks 'lol' means 'Lots Of Love' so, she texted
    me today saying;
    lllllllll
    "The dog died, LOL."

  5. klm_13 klm_13
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 7:16pm UTC
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    I feel proud when ;
    Alot of people fav my quotes (:

  6. Lapi Lapi
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    today,
    he kissed me in the rain and
    it felt so awesome..
    JK.
    today,
    i fed my cat.

  7. margobxoxo12 margobxoxo12
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    boys who;
    put their fingers through your belt loop and pull you closer.

  8. KanzenFukanzen KanzenFukanzen
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Clean your room, family is coming over." "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  9. Mikay30 Mikay30
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    Principal Franklin: Before I announce the winner, I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess, which was 5.
    Gibby: I won? I won!
    Principal Franklin: No Gibby, you didn't win. In fact, your guess was so far off that we're calling your parents and having you tested.
    Gibby: Again?

  10. aprilGLEEK aprilGLEEK
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 7:40am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. xthekaysx21310 xthekaysx21310
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    You know what will make me happy? If you say you love me and mean it and be with me forever.♥
    LOL. JK.
    I HOPE YOU FALL DOWN SOME STAIRS.

  12. xoluluxoxo xoluluxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 9:39am UTC
    Down by the bay... where the watermelons grow.... back to my home... i do not know.. for if i do... my mother would sayyy.... have you ever seen a whale with a polka dotted tale? down by the bay.
    Fave if you remember this<3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. EscapetheHorizonX3 EscapetheHorizonX3
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    I love my dog,
    She went to lay down, farted, and then jumped cause she
    was scared of it.
    LOL

  16. funnybunny4 funnybunny4
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    Favorite this if you remember ...
    Christopher Robin &
    W i n n i e t h e P o o h <3

  17. xoxsparksxxo24 xoxsparksxxo24
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    comment if you hate justin bieber,
    fave if you love justing bieber ♥
    just curious.....

  18. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    So I hear you like guys who break the rules...
    Yeah so?
    Well, , I don't keep my hands and feet inside the amusement park rides:)

  19. CrackerJacks97* CrackerJacks97*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    I'm not a perfect girl.
    My hair doesn't always stay in place,
    And I get spill things a lot.
    I'm pretty clumsy,
    And sometimes I have a broken heart.
    My friends and I sometimes fight,
    And maybe some days nothing goes right.
    But when I think about it,
    And take a step back,
    I remember how amazing life really is,
    And that maybe, just maybe,
    I like being imperfect

  20. CrackerJacks97* CrackerJacks97*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    It's kinda cute ♥
    But when girls get jealous
    World War III is gonna start

:)

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