KanzenFukanzen

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KanzenFukanzen
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 7:19pm UTC

I love the term "We're expecting" when talking about pregnancy, because it makes it sound like there's more than one outcome.Yeah we're expecting a baby. But it could be a velociraptor.
(Format by Sandrasaurus)

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KanzenFukanzen
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January 25, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Admit it,we all hAvea fake laugh that we use when an old person cracks a joke.

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KanzenFukanzen
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January 11, 2012 6:59pm UTC

When I say
"The other day",
it can mean any time up to a year ago.

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KanzenFukanzen
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January 10, 2012 6:19pm UTC

This is how my week goes:Mooooooooooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday Format: KanzenFukanzen

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KanzenFukanzen
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January 8, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Everything magically appears
when your mom looks for it.
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KanzenFukanzen
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December 28, 2011 6:06pm UTC

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CAN YOU RELATE? You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. You hate it when your favorite song comes on , as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on ......the lights , you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh when people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the " sup " head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
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KanzenFukanzen
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December 20, 2011 8:02pm UTC

A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service. All you can do is play games. nmf

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KanzenFukanzen
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December 20, 2011 7:50pm UTC

Remember, Irresponsibility always leads to better stories. :)

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KanzenFukanzen
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December 16, 2011 11:15pm UTC

The only people you need In your life are the ones who need you in theirs.

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KanzenFukanzen
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December 2, 2011 6:04pm UTC

Anyone can make you happy by doing something special,but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything. ♥

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KanzenFukanzen
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October 13, 2011 6:39pm UTC

nmfCool Stor y Bro, put it in the history books with all the other boring crap I don't care about.

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KanzenFukanzen
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October 3, 2011 8:03pm UTC

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. I hate when websites ask,
"Are you a human?" Umm hello? I'm obviously a unicorn. -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

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KanzenFukanzen
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October 3, 2011 5:57pm UTC

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At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture in there. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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KanzenFukanzen
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September 23, 2011 5:51pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Being replaced is one thing, not being missed is another. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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KanzenFukanzen
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September 21, 2011 7:31pm UTC

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I swear, if facebook changes their layouts one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it and then use their site as much as always. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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KanzenFukanzen
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September 21, 2011 6:39pm UTC

-------------------------------------- facebook says we're 'friends' but, trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face.--------------------------------------

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KanzenFukanzen
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 7:27pm UTC

Hey Google,
why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)

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KanzenFukanzen
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September 19, 2011 6:27pm UTC

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Clean your room, family is coming over." "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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KanzenFukanzen
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September 18, 2011 11:02pm UTC

________________________________________♥ My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business. ________________________________________.

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KanzenFukanzen
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September 18, 2011 3:29pm UTC

____________________________ Lowercase letters: Just like uppercase letters, but without the drama.____________________________

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