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  1. MademoiselleLexie MademoiselleLexie
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    &+, I could tell you,
    His favorite color's green.
    He loves to argue, born on the 17th.
    ::his sister's beautiful, he has his father's eyes::
    and if you asked me if I loved him,
    ... I'd lie.

  2. rachaelsarus rachaelsarus
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    I'm sick of only getting two favorites,
    For all the hard work I put into my quotes :)

  3. mrs4tneb mrs4tneb
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:24am UTC
    NMF, credit to someone, I forgot the name of :)
    &+ This 1 is for everyone
    Who experienced the pain
    On stepping on a
    Lego.

  4. KaaiiEffers KaaiiEffers
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 2:53am UTC
    *facebook*
    "hmm. who's on chat..."
    "Oh. That's right. I can't tell"
    
    Fave if you want the old chat back.
    nmf

  5. HeHasMyHeartt HeHasMyHeartt
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 9:38am UTC
    When I was in 3rd grade
    A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.
    We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
    There I was, studying in the library in college.
    when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
    I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.

  6. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    Who Else Has A Really Good Quote In Their Head, But Can't Explain It On The Screen?

  7. Bballkiwi Bballkiwi
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    Dear Guy With Big Headphones Who Tries To Act Like A Tough Gangsta,
    I can hear Party in the USA blasting from your headphones.
    Sincerely, Nice Try.

  8. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    "Get a life"
    b u t t h e n i ' d h a v e t w o ?
    . . .

  9. missmissygirl90 missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    Our secret handshake!
    Brick wall
    waterfall
    u think u got it all
    but u don't
    i do
    so boom wit that attitude
    peace punch captain crunch
    i got sumthin u can't touch
    bang bang choo choo train
    wind me up while i do my thang
    reeses pieces butter cup
    Mess with me i'll mess you up
    elbow elbow
    wrist wrist
    Cry now GIRL
    U JUST GOT
    DISSED!!!!!
    teehee xD

  10. xXxRandomxXx xXxRandomxXx
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC
    A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^


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  13. panda_luv panda_luv
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 7:27am UTC
    So, today it's my 14th birthday.
    But i'm not asking for 14 faves,
    My goal is 69 faves. (no more, no less..)
    Help a girl out? :)

  14. xokatie5253 xokatie5253
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    summer ;
    Careless nights,
    No more fights,
    Natural hair,
    Not giving a care,
    No more work,
    No more jerks,
    Sandy toes,
    Sunburnt nose,
    The breeze is blowing my clothes,
    All these things, nobody knows;
    Its finally time for
    Summer

  15. BrittanyLoveYou2 BrittanyLoveYou2
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    Do you remember wanting to run through the plains of Africa with Simba?
    Swing thro ugh the jungle with Tarzan?
    Go to the enchanted castle with Belle?
    Go to the ball with Cinderella?
    Ride a magic carpet with Aladdin?
    Save China with Mulan?
    Shrink to toy size to play with Buzz and Woody?
    Turn into mer-people and gounder the sea with Ariel?
    Go the distance with Hurcules?
    Fav this if you miss the old Disney♥

  16. Andjela* Andjela*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    I just realized...
    The show
    So Random
    Is based off of
    The Amanda Show
    Dont' ya think??
    I

  17. lovinglifetothemaximumba lovinglifetothemaximumba
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    That one g uy
    Everyone thinks is hot, but you just can’t see it.


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  20. Nicoletta_ Nicoletta_
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    Me;
    "Look at me now-"
    Teacher;
    "What are you doing?"
    Me;
    "I'm gettin' paper!"
    look at me now - chris brown

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