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  1. Babblz1226 Babblz1226
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    it's funny how you
    can look throught someone's iPod, &+
    you kinda get an idea of what they have
    been through » ♥

  2. DesignerSyd DesignerSyd
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    Akward Moment #1; ♥
    Your old crush texts you saying,
    "Wanna go out?" And you think,
    "Sure I did." -Last Year
    ♥ fav this!

  3. swaneysgirl12 swaneysgirl12
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 11:03am UTC
    Fave for
    Pauly D!
    Comment for
    The Situation

  4. RainbowEyes25 RainbowEyes25
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 6:24am UTC
    I seriously think the Disney Channel has gone downhill...
    Fave this if you thought the 90s was the best for Disney & Nickelodeon and miss all the old shows♥
    post what your favourite shows were below;
    would love to know.

  5. HunnyBun HunnyBun
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    Who else: Pushes the door when it sais pull?


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. nellbabii14 nellbabii14
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    The only thing i BLOW is PEOPLE'S MINDS

  8. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    I wish he was my neighbor
    [and]-[our]-[rooms]-[were across]-[each other]
    LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT'S MUSIC VIDEO
    and♥he'd♥see♥me♥dancing♥in♥my♥room
    he'd fall in love with me,
    and we'd have our happily ever after

    not my format

  9. nikki5680 nikki5680
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    i hope your smart enough to stayy away from my man(:

  10. foreveryoooung foreveryoooung
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. x0stephaniiieee x0stephaniiieee
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    Look for the girl with the broken smile
    ask her if she wants to stay awhile

  12. kaiteebabay kaiteebabay
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    »I used to call duct tape«
    duck tape
    →**when i was a little*←
    who am i kidding
    i still do that.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    not my format. series?(:

  13. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 2:47am UTC
    9 Deadly Words Used By Girls
    1. Fine
    this is the word girls use to end an argument when they are
    right and you need to shut up.
    2. Five Minutes
    If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you
    have just been given five more minutes to watch
    the game before helping her out with something.
    3. Nothing
    This is the calm before the storm.
    This means something, and you should be on your toes.
    Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    4. Go Ahead
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
    5. Loud sigh
    This is actually a word,
    but its a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by guys.
    A loud sigh means she thinks your an idiot and
    wonders why she's wasting her time standing here &
    arguing with you about nothing.
    (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
    6. That's Okay
    This is one of the most dangerous statements a girl can make to a guy.
    That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    7. Thanks
    A girl is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
    Just say you're welcome.
    (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
    unless she says, "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm &
    she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT SAY you're welcome.
    That will bring on a 'whatever').
    8. Whatever
    Is a woman's way of saying, "EFF YOU".
    9. Don't worry about it, I got it
    This is another dangerous statement which
    means why the eff arent you worrying about it
    and doing something about it.
    If your response to this is "What's wrong?",
    for the girl's response refer to #3.

  14. Zebras_xxAshley Zebras_xxAshley
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Face it boy you could've had her,
    you lost your chance,
    you should've moved faster,
    shes sick of waiting, she's finally moved on
    sorry boy your chance is gone.

  15. PwinncessScarrxD PwinncessScarrxD
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 9:18am UTC
    Yes I'm a teenager,
    /////// and I still
    love capri-suns. ♥
    Not Mine, Credit to whoeverr ♥

  16. kizzlepop kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 3:30am UTC
    fixing your hair perfectly;
    "
    then realizing you need
    to change your shirt.
    format credit to EdwardScissorHands(:

  17. BieberBabe69 BieberBabe69
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Favorite if...
    you say
    'suck my dick'
    even though you're a
    {girl}

  18. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    chase your
    dreams & remember me;
    sweet bravery.
    cause after all those wings will take you up so high
    so bid the forest floor goodbye,
    as you brace the wind &
    take to the sky.

  19. alohalaurenn alohalaurenn
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 12:25am UTC
    i grew up thinking
    Barbie
    was perfect.
    today i found out
    that her real name is
    Barbara Millicent Roberts
    &i realized, no one is perfect ♥

  20. iUnicorn iUnicorn
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

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