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  1. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 10:32am UTC
    My awkwardness
    Has no limit.

  2. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Bruno Mars: You're amazing, just the way you are!
    Everyone: k
    One Direction: Thats what makes you beautiful!
    Everyone: ASDFGHJKL HAVE MY BABIES
    Bruno Mars: It's because I'm black isnt it
    Mq/Not meant to offend anyone its just a joke lol

  3. meowitpaulina meowitpaulina
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    I hate it when a girl who's prettier then me likes my crush. -.-

  4. AshleyNyanCat AshleyNyanCat
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 11:36pm UTC
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  5. haydenmace7 haydenmace7
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    I'm just gonna comment on this
    until I get a top qoute.

  6. Asbestos Asbestos
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    ••••••••••••
    When someone skinnier than you calls themselves fat.
    And you're just like,"What am I, A Whale?"
    ••••••••••••

  7. fancysamatha fancysamatha
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    Love is like handing someone
    A gun ,and letting them point it at your head and trusting them not to shoot you
    -Spongebob
    Sandrasaurus

  8. MissAlyssaxoxo MissAlyssaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    So there's this girl I know.
    She goes to my school and is in some of my classes, but she doesn't have many friends.
    One day I heard her crying in the bathroom, and I asked if I could talk to her.
    She said:
    "No boy ever tells me I'm pretty. Grace (The meanest girl at our school) Told me no one would care if I died."
    I told her that she was beautiful, smart, and pretty, and not to let a loser like Grace bring her down.
    I reminded her she has friends and family that care about her. She said her family wouldn't give a sh*t if she killed herself. She has no friends.
    I reminded her that I'm her friend, I would care, and 1000 other people would to.
    She asked me how.
    I told her to give me tonight, and tomorrow morning I'll show her.
    So please people of witty, if you have a heart, just click the like button. Stop this girl from harming herself.
    Thank you♥

  9. slt123 slt123
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    Life goes on:
    My body isn't perfect .
    I don't walk with confidence.
    I get into fights with my parents & friends.
    Some nights I wish I had some ones shoulder to cry on.
    I cry over the smallest things sometimes.
    There are days that I get through with forced smiles & faked laughs.
    Sometimes I try to convince myself that things are okay,when they're not.
    I'm not ugly, I'm not beautiful.
    I don't look as good as her.
    There are some nights that I cry myself to sleep.
    I constantly think I'm not good enough.
    I love Him even though I know I will never get him.
    I may be imperfect, but I'm perfectly me . ♥

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