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  1. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When;
    You Knew Christian Bale As A Landshark Before You Knew He Was Batman...

  2. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    No sympathy
    Only empathy

  3. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Is
    anyone
    reaidng
    my
    book?
    Or
    should
    I
    just
    stop?

  4. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    My Crazy LifeChapter 3Lacy's POVWe boarded the boat. It was Hunger Games themed so it had different things from the book everywhere.I grabbed a coke and threw my shoes over near a table.All 16 girls that were on the cruise were immdeiatley on the dance floor.We were all getting low while trying to make sure our dresses didn't fly up but still trying to impress the boys.Bennett was nowhere insight.Perfect. The plan is working!I go outside to get some air when the song ends.All of a sudden we stop.No one inside notices though because it wasn't sharp and they are all still dancing.I turn around in time to see the teachers running upstairs followed by Steven.Splash, splash, splash, splash, splash, splash.All four teachers and the two crew members are officially overboard!All the students are over by the window now."What just happened?""What's going on?"Questions fill the room."No need to be alarmed." I speak up."We have everything under control so just continue having fun."Shrugs appear all over as they make they're way back to the dance floor.I make my way back outside onto the little deck.I stare up into the stary night sky picking out the north star."I wish that I would get my first kiss while on this boat." I whisper to myself."What was that?" A voice asked.What do you guys think of the third chapter? If you didn't know I'm Lacy in the story and everyone in my story is real just with different names. Hope you all liked it! Sorry I haven't posted recently. I haven't had a computer or the time to but I do now!

  5. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    In my last quote I meant guys where I live that aren't my friends. Well even some that are my friends are d bags but still you get the picture. Sorry to any guys I offended

  6. slipper012 slipper012
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    June 29, 2012 3:50pm UTC
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  7. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    My Crazy LifeChapter 2Lacy's POVThe day flew by. Well the first half anyways. We boarded the bus and arrived at Canobie in less than an hour. I spent the day with Hayleigh, Nicki, Bennett, Sheldon, Steven, Tara, Cody, and Beth. Tara and Beth were both in on the plan and during the day Tara and I told Cody about it. Cody was inbetween the populars and my friends and I so he was a little more hessitant but eventually we got him to go along with us. We're now back at school getting ready for the cruise. I have on a white dress that is fitted on the chest area with straps and it has pink stars all over it. My hair is now flat ironned with a little fake flower in it. I have silver sandals on but I know I'll probably take them off. I step out of the stall Hayleigh and I were doing our hair and make-up in and twirl around. "You look gorgeous." I hear from Chase, one of the popular guys. When he wasn't with his friends he could be really nice but a bit of a ladies man. Last year we had slowdanced together and all my friends think I'm going to tonight. Before the plan is put in action. We climb back on the bus and are there before we know it. We hop off and look around wondering where the boat is."You smell that guys?" Nicki asks. "It smells like the perfect night for revenge."What do you guys think of the second chapter? If you didn't know I'm Lacy in the story and everyone in my story is real just with different names. Hope you all liked it! Sorry I haven't posted recently. I haven't had a computer or the time to but I do now!http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=51214278

  8. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Sometimes I wish I was Sleeping Beauty so then I could just sleep until my prince charming came to save me

  9. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    So I need some advice. 2 days ago was my last day of school and for it we went to canobie lake park and then on a cruise. At canobie my friends told a guy in my class that i think he is a gentlemen and he asked them if I like him which I don't think I do and they said I don't. Later on the cruise my friend told him to slow dance with me which we have before. He came inside during a slow song and all he did was gave me this look and I knew he wanted to dance like we have other times but this time I put my head on his shoulder and he didn't mind. Suprisingly not one person came up to us. He gave me a hug afterwards and the next day was promotion and I often caught him staring at me. He didn't say one word to me that whole night. I'm so confused! What does this all mean? Help!

  10. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    My Crazy LifeChapter 1Lacy's POV"Come on Lacy! Hurry Up!" Morgan, my sister, calls from upstairs. It's the last day of school and that means my class is heading to Canobe Lake Park for the day and then coming back and taking a mini cruise type thing where we will get supper and have a little dance. I'm wearing a pair of plain jean shorts, a neon pink t-shirt my sister got for me in Spain and brown flip-flops. My dark brown hair is on top of my head in a pony tail. I throw my make-up, cruise dress and shoes into a bag and run upstairs."What takes you so long? It's not like you wear that much make-up and you only have to fix your quilt." She complains. We walk outside and hop into her silver Saab. We only live 3 minutes from school but we still drive. "Bye!" I yell holding out the 'i' sound. I walk into the middle school and head straight for the dining commons. My two favorite 6th graders, Autumn and Jackie, run up to me and give me the biggest hug. "I can't believe your graduating tomorrow." Autumn muffles, her curly hair in my face. They walk me the rest of the way where I'm greated by Nicki and Hayleigh, my bestest friends. Nicki is very much into music and DJing while Hayleigh is into baking, well, everything. Nicki is very tall and Hayleigh is kind of on the shorter side. Our 3 best guy friends come up behind them, Sheldon, Steven and Bennett. I look a lot like Bennett and a little like Sheldon but way prettier. And Steven is just plain weird looking. He's really short, the Sheldon's a bit taller and Bennett is the tallest.We stand in a little circle near the certain of the room.We can hear the 'populars' from way across it.Their voices ringing in my eardrums.We all gave each other the same look; Our plan was going to work.What do you guys think of the first chapter? If you didn't know I'm Lacy in the story and everyone in my story is real just with different names. Hope you all liked it!

  11. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 11:48am UTC
    So for those of you reading my stories 'A 1Derful Vacation' and 'Witty Camp' I'm putting those on hold for right now because of stress and stuff but I might be starting a new story that really shows you who I am because I feel like everyone kind of knows me as Sher on here and in real life no one calls me Sher. So I might be adding first chapter of that today and t will be more realistic so sorry to disappoint anyone but I need a break from those to stories. Thanks!
    -Sarah

  12. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    A 1Derful Vacation
    Chapter 5
    Scar'd
    The door know wiggled some more and finally a little bit older man came him. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw me.
    "Uh, hi there." He spoke. I believe this was Paul, the boys manager.
    "Hi." My voice squeaked.
    "Boys who is she?" He said passing right by me. "And who are they?" Busted!
    "Well Karen here came over to tell us that our music rocked but if we could keep it down just a bit and I thought she was beautiful so I sent Louis and Liam out to see who she was staying with and then they were taking a while so Zayn and I went over and found Louis sitting with a girl and Liam sitting with a a girl and then I saw Karen and went and sat with her and Zayn sat with a girl and then we hung out a bit and then during the night Liam and his girl, Nicole, snuck out to have a little dance in the rain and they were worried about where her friend went so they came over here thinking she might be here and then we spotted them outside and then they came back and you showed up. and yeah." Harry explains in one breath.
    "Then who's she?"
    "Her names Sher. She's the fifth girl. We're gonna hook her up with Niall." A smirk spreads across his face.
    "Nice to meet you girls. Speaking of Niall when does he get in?" Paul questioned. The four boys started doing the math on their fingers. Murmers spread across the room as they tried to figure it out.
    "In five hours. It is midnight right?" Kim finally speaks up. I check my phone and realized I never messaged Niall back. Across the room I hear the phones vibrate.
    "Speaking of Niall he just texted us what room number we are."
    "Oh, okay. I just came over because my wife happens to be in labor. Wait, oh my gosh my wifes in labor! I better get going! Hope to see you guys soon!" He called over his shoulder as he ran back to his room and wife. This now had me freaked out. I soon heard screams and cries from a women trying to give birth. These sounds are never gonna leave my head and I will be scar'd for life. I'm almost out the door when I reach for my room key and realize I forgot to grab one.
    "Did someone grab a room key?" I ask and everyone shakes their heads.
    "Slumber party!" Louis wakes up and yells out of nowhere and then goes back to sleeping and snoring. We all s. Then a voice calls;
    "What's so funny?"
    Hey! How's everyone like the fifth chapter? I think I'll be posting a chapter every other day. Fav and comment! Thanks for reading! Check out my other accout "Sher" for another one of my new stories!

  13. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    A 1Derful Vacation
    Chapter 5
    Scar'd
    The door know wiggled some more and finally a little bit older man came him. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw me.
    "Uh, hi there." He spoke. I believe this was Paul, the boys manager.
    "Hi." My voice squeaked.
    "Boys who is she?" He said passing right by me. "And who are they?" Busted!
    "Well Karen here came over to tell us that our music rocked but if we could keep it down just a bit and I thought she was beautiful so I sent Louis and Liam out to see who she was staying with and then they were taking a while so Zayn and I went over and found Louis sitting with a girl and Liam sitting with a a girl and then I saw Karen and went and sat with her and Zayn sat with a girl and then we hung out a bit and then during the night Liam and his girl, Nicole, snuck out to have a little dance in the rain and they were worried about where her friend went so they came over here thinking she might be here and then we spotted them outside and then they came back and you showed up. and yeah." Harry explains in one breath.
    "Then who's she?"
    "Her names Sher. She's the fifth girl. We're gonna hook her up with Niall." A smirk spreads across his face.
    "Nice to meet you girls. Speaking of Niall when does he get in?" Paul questioned. The four boys started doing the math on their fingers. Murmers spread across the room as they tried to figure it out.
    "In five hours. It is midnight right?" Kim finally speaks up. I check my phone and realized I never messaged Niall back. Across the room I hear the phones vibrate.
    "Speaking of Niall he just texted us what room number we are."
    "Oh, okay. I just came over because my wife happens to be in labor. Wait, oh my gosh my wifes in labor! I better get going! Hope to see you guys soon!" He called over his shoulder as he ran back to his room and wife. This now had me freaked out. I soon heard screams and cries from a women trying to give birth. These sounds are never gonna leave my head and I will be scar'd for life. I'm almost out the door when I reach for my room key and realize I forgot to grab one.
    "Did someone grab a room key?" I ask and everyone shakes their heads.
    "Slumber party!" Louis wakes up and yells out of nowhere and then goes back to sleeping and snoring. We all s. Then a voice calls;
    "What's so funny?"
    Hey! How's everyone like the fifth chapter? I think I'll be posting a chapter every other day. Fav and comment! Thanks for reading! Check out my other accout "Sher" for another one of my new stories!

  14. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:47am UTC
    If you like my story
    "A 1Derful Vacation"
    --or--
    your just looking for a story to be in, check out my other account,
    "Sher",
    for a new project I want to start soon if I get enough people!

  15. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    A 1Derful Vacation
    Chapter 4
    A Dance She Will Never Forget
    I soon realized the hollars weren't in the building at all but rather down on the street. I walk over to the window and peer down to see to soaking wet figures not kissing, not hugging but dancing in the down pour. The other girls soon joined me and the guy came up behind them and wrapped their arms around my friends. I slip away trying to go unnoticed so I don't ruin their moment. I feel like an awkward nineth wheel. I sit down at the desk in their room and rub my temples. I let my forehead lay gently against the wood. I hadn't been feeling well on the plane here and it was back again. It seemed for a second I heard every noise in the world and then I was gone.
    -----
    "Sher?" A voice screamed as I rubbed my eyes to get them open. I was on the floor. I have to tilt my whole head back to see Nicole and Liam entering drenched. Liam closes the door quietly but it still sounds like a gunshot in my head. Nicole was now on the ground next to me, proping my head up on her knee as Liam joined her. The six others turned around with guilty looks on their faces.
    "What's going on?" Liam demanded. I sat up a bit.
    "I think I blacked out and fell off of the chair." I replied.
    "And none of you heard her collapse?" Nicole questioned as she tried to help me up. Out of my four best friends, Nicole was the most motherly. I got to my feet still very dizzy and took a seat on the empty bed. Liam handed me a bottle of water from the mini fridge. Kim came and sat down with me and started braiding my hair. I let out a deep breath and everyone sat down on a bed. There was an awkward silence for a while. I felt myself starting to drift off but caught myself.
    "I'm going to head back over to our room. If any of you want to come back over that's fine. I honestly don't care where anyone stays right now but I'm definitely heading to bed now. Good night." I slowly start making my way to the door. I hear Harry beg Karen to stay, Liam and Nicole are in the bathroom drying off while laughing about what a good time they had, Kim and Zayn deciding to stay up a little while longer and then see how they feel, and I'm pretty sure I already hear snoring coming from another bed that's probably Louis'. I'm about to grab the doorknob when it starts to jiggle and I can just barely make out someone saying;
    "Let me in."
    Hey! How's everyone like the fourth chapter? I think I'll be posting a chapter every other day. Fav and comment! Thanks for reading! Sorry I haven't posted recently. I've been really busy! Hope to ge back on track! Check out my other accout "Sher" for a story you could be included in!

  16. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    A 1Derful Vacation
    Chapter 3
    Missing
    I climb into bed and pull the sheets over my head so the other girls don't see I'm still awake. I go to twitter and in my new tweets I see one from each of the guys.
    "Just met 5 awesome gals! Can't wait to hang out tomorrow Nicole, Stephanie, Kim, Karen and Sher! ;)" Liam tweeted and Harry and Zayn Rt'd it. Louis tweeted something similar though;
    "The boys can have Kim, Karen, Nicole and Sher! I love all 5 of them but Stephanie is mine!" He claimed. There was another tweet though that got the butterflies in my stomach fluttering.
    "Flying into London tomorrow! Can't wait to meet this girl Sher the boys are saying I'll love!" It was from Niall. I fav the tweet and decided I'd write back to him.
    "@NiallOfficial Excited to meet you too! -Sher" Was my reply. Almost instantly after my iPhone vibrated letting me know that Niall followed me and sent me a DM. It read;
    "Hey the guys told me a lot about you! (Well, what they know...) what's your number? We should talk! :-)" I typed back my number real quick and before I pressed reply I heard a whimper come from beneath my bed. I poke my head down to see that Stephanie was shaking. I jump down making a little thud that wakes her up. She's out of breath as she sits up. A worried look crosses her face.I grab her into a hug and feel that she's burning hot. I let my cold fingers rest on her forehead cooling it down. I reach into my bag and feel around for some sort of medicine just to make her feel better. I finally find a bottle of cough medicine that she makes a face at but takes it anyways. As she unscrews the lid Karen wakes up and comes and sits with us. Stephanie plugs he rnose and swallows the syrup fast. Out of nowhere we heard scremaing coming from outside our room waking Kim up. She moaned for a minute and then came over to us. Then something hit me.
    "Why isn't Nicole up? That noise could wake anyone! And she's the lightest sleeper of all of us!" Karen get's up and throws back her covers reavealing 2 pillows in her place.
    "What the...?" Kim starts. I press my ear against the wall expecting to hear some noise next door. Nothing. It was dead silent.
    "I would expect this from Kim but not Nicole!" Karen complained.
    "Hey!" Kim took offence. Stephanie had her phone up against her ear as she shushed us. Near Nicole's bed I hear part of WMYB start to play and reliazed that Stephanie was calling her and she left her phone behind. I grab her phone to see if she's been texting anyone but her inbox was empty. I look in her bag and see that she has taken off her pajamas and must be wearing something else.
    "Maybe the boys know where she is!" Kim exclaimed. We sneak out the door as I text Louis to let us in. He left us his number so if for some reason we needed help. The door opens a crack and we can just barely see Louis' face. The girls outside go wild as we slip in. He closes it and locks it tight as soon as we're all in.
    "What's up?" He asks as he catches his breath.
    "Do you by any chance know where Nicole is?" I speak up.
    "No we haven't seen her since we first met. Sorry. In fact, we don't know where Liam is either." The girls outside start yelling again and cheer.
    "Found them."
    Hey! How's everyone like the third chapter? I think I'll be posting a chapter every other day. Fav and comment! Thanks for reading!

  17. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    A 1Derful Vacation
    Chapter 2
    Not your average meet and great
    "Okay, before we go busting down their door let's think about how we would feel if someone did that to us. Their just human, right" I advised everyone.
    "Their not just human, Sher! Their 1D! Our favorite boy band of all time! But yeah your right we sould just play it cool." Nicole added. We sat in silence for a couple moments before we heard a knock on our door. Stephanie runs over to the door and looks through the little peephole. She turns around fast and mouths;
    "It's them." She spins back around and unlocks the door letting them in. It wasn't all of One Direction though. It was just Louis and Liam. They come in and introduce themselves real quick even though all of us know who they are.
    "What are your names?" Liam asked while sitting down next to Nicole on her bed.
    "I'm Nicole, above us is is Karen, Kim has the single bed over there, across the way is Stephanie and above her is Sher." The girls tend to forget my real name is Sarah because they call me Sher so much.
    "Stephanie. I love that name!" Louis announced as he sat down next to her making her blush. Big time. There was another quick knock on the door followed by a voice calling,
    "Lou, Liam you in there?" It must've been Zayn. Kim got up and walked to the door because she was the closest. In walks Zayn and Harry looking very tired. Zayn immediatley falls on Kim's bed and Harry hops up on to Karen's bed with a little help from her. Now I'm feeling awkward like the silence that's filling the air. I start thinking about what we might do tomorrow while Karen puts an end to the silence and introduces us to Harry and Zayn. I slide off the top bunk and head over to the desk and start figuring everything out. I can tell a couple people are staring at me.
    "Sher what'cha ya doing?" Stephanie says meekly.
    "Um, I'm just trying to decide what we should do tomorrow." I reply trying to hide the pain in my voice. Of course the guys would choose these girls. I mean they're gorgeous! What guy wouldn't immediatley fall in love with them! But it still hurt that I was part of their clique and I couldn't get a boyfriend.
    "Would it be okay if we tagged along?" Harry questioned.
    "Sure." I chocked out. Kim get's up and wraps her arms around my neck and whispers to me;
    "Zayn said Niall's coming tomorrow."
    Hey! How's everyone like the second chapter? I think I'll be posting a chapter every other day. Fav and comment! Thanks for reading!

  18. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    A 1Derful Vacation
    Chapter 1
    Bunk beds
    "I call the single one!" Kim yelled as soon as we walked in the door, throwing her stuff on it. Well most of her stuff. Kim was just a little shorter than me with all types of hair, emerald eyes and a gorgeous smile. She was the outgoing one of the group.
    "Just no sneaking any boys in there cause I will know." Karen joked. She was around the same height as Kim, had flaming red hair and grey eyes that surprisingly always made her look happy. She was the type of girl to joke around with anyone about anything. She always managed to put a smile on my face.
    What are we going to do the rest of the day?" Nicole spoke up while throwing her bag on one of the bottom bunks Her dirty blonde hair whipping around so that her sparkling blue eyes faced Steph and I.
    "Can we watch a movie?" Steph asked while sitting down on the other bottom bunk. We looked a lot alike, black hair, brown eyes and small noses but she was a little shorter than me. If you haven't realized, I'm the tallest by a quarter inch over Nicole. I climbed up to the bunk above Stephanie's.
    "Sure! I say we get some dinner domewhere, come back to plan tomorrow, rent a movie and order some ice cream form room service. How does that sound?" All the girls nodded in agreement. Less than an hour ago we arrived here in London where we would be staying for 2 weeks. The 5 of us begged our parents if we could come and told them that we would make/raise all the money (which we did) if they would let us come. It took a year but it was totally going to be worth it! I was sort of unofficially incharge like I would probably end up doing most of the planning with some help from the girls though. I opened up one of the brochures I grabbed form the lobby and started looking for close by restaurants. The closest one was Nando's, a name all of us are familiar with since we're all fans of One Direction. I smiled when I saw the name.
    "What is it, Sher?" Kim questioned.
    "How do you girls feel about going to Nando's for-" I didn't get to finish my question before the others started freaking out. They were all excited. Our squeals of joy were interrupted though by loud music coming from next door. It hurt our ears at first but once we got use to the loudness of it we found we liked the song and danced to it as we left our room. We went Nando's, loved it, and not just because we were starving. We got off the elevator on our floor and could still hear the people next door playing music. When we sat down to discuss our plans for the next day we couldn't think over the noise.
    "I'll go ask if they could quiet down a bit." Karen volunteered. There was an abrupt stop just a minute after Karen left. As soon as she got through the door she started talking really fast.
    "What?" Nicole uttered.
    "W can't understand you." Stephanie whispered. Karen took a deep breath, relaxed and said;
    "The band next door is One Direction."
    Hey! How's everyone like the first chapter? I think I'll be posting a chapter every other day. Fav and comment! Thanks for reading!

  19. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Hey I'm going to be writing a 1D fanfic! So I'm going to need 4 girls to be my best friends/ Harry, Louis, Liam and Zayn's gals! Any takers? Just comment with a little description of you and which boy you want to be yours! Nialls mine though! :) <3

  20. slipper012 slipper012
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Boy: What direction do 5 gay guys walk?
    Correct punch-line: One Direction!
    Mine: Not straight

:)

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