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smilex0
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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Fareetard
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 4:57am UTC

GRANDMA MOMENT #2
"NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!!!"
"Grandma, please! stop yelling at my justin bieber posters!!"

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mustang4life
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 3:09pm UTC

Grandma: I tell it how it is.
Eric:I don't think 1 whole day of being nice would kill you
...*Grandma falls*
Eric:Grandma......Grandma.....OH GOD! D:
That 70's show <3

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abbyxybba
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 1:27am UTC

My favorite color is the
color of his eyes
♥
nmf.

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Biancaaa_xx
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 7:59am UTC

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Mollyyy
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 5:13pm UTC

High school
is nothing like Glee.

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summerbabe0016
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 6:44pm UTC

I got arrested for
having a six pack and 2 guns,
sorry I can't help I was born strong.
♥

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b1air
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September 11, 2011 10:34pm UTC

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osnapitzkenz
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 10:50pm UTC

Who is this? My sister changed all the names in my phone.
Who am I?...........
Pizza man .____.
Hahahaha I'm not telling you my name.
Is this Liam?
Yes.... :(

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 6:12pm UTC

The White Kid That Always Says,
"It's because I'm BLACK isn't it!!?"

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iLovePerryThePlatypus
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 10:49pm UTC

Hey, where are you?
In a magical place where unicorns fart rainbows and poop butterflies.
Oh. So walmart?
You know it.

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x0kelsey21x0o
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 5:49pm UTC

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MONSTERS, INC
2 ?
Get out of the way kids,
I 'v e b e e n w a i t i n g 1 0 y e a r s .
LAYOUTCREDI

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xLizzIsAmazing
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 4:13pm UTC

On facebook a girls status was
Like this if you know a guy who needs a good kick in the face.
over 100 likes
♥

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truthnlies666
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 5:26pm UTC

I think it'd be funny
To have a party&&
take all the alcoholic drinks and replace them with non alcoholic drinks
&&
See how people act when they think their drunk.

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Marinalovesyou
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 8:55pm UTC

Dear gym teacher,
Why dont you come out here and run with us?
SINCERELY , THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 3:48pm UTC

When you make an epic joke
And everyone starts laughing
And you sit there with so much power.

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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 12:20pm UTC

Everyone else on here is like;
I love him.
He gave me my hoodie.
We kissed in the rain.
And I'm here like,
"I love my cat..."

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WhatsMyName
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 10:55pm UTC

That hot guy moment;
when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. ♥

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Jewel
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 5:12pm UTC

"I shall call him squishy."
"Let go of my boob."

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