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1. iLovePerryThePlatypus
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 10:49pm UTC
   Hey, where are you?
   In a magical place where unicorns fart rainbows and poop butterflies.
   Oh. So walmart?
   You know it.
   
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2. iLovePerryThePlatypus
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 10:44pm UTC
   Man i ducking hate auto-correct!
   *i meant duck!
   *duck!
   *duck!
   Goose!
   nmf./
   
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3. iLovePerryThePlatypus
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 2:25pm UTC
   Witty girls, on August 18th  make a heart [♥]
   on your Facebook profile or on your right hand so you can find witty girls like you!
   ♥♥♥
   r e p o s t    t o    s p r e a d   t h e   w o r d
   
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4. iLovePerryThePlatypus
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 12:40am UTC
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   askinq me if i love him is like askinq me if i breathe.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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5. iLovePerryThePlatypus
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 12:04am UTC
   I n 1989 a
   women gave
   birth to a girl
   who had
   down
   syndrome ,a
   hole in her
   heart aswell as
   her stomach.
   The little girl
   died 3 years
   later.
   Her next child
   was
   miscarried.
   She got
   pregnant
   again and was
   told to abort
   but she
   refused even
   though she
   knew the high
   risks she was
   taking for
   herself and the
   baby.
   Here i am, 14
   years later,
   perfectly
   healthy.
   LGMH
   
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6. iLovePerryThePlatypus
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 11:39pm UTC
   5th grade- she called him "that kid"
   6th grade-they became best friends
   7th grade- she fell in love with him
   8th grade-they dated
   high school-they kissed
   right after college- he proposed
   tomorrow- our 15 anniversary
   .LGMH
   
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7. iLovePerryThePlatypus
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 11:27pm UTC
   When i was young,i had a crush on my best friend.
   Everyone said the same thing:" Don't go for your best friends,it leads to heartbreak and loss of friendship."
   My mom said:"Your father was my best friend, and we've been together 22 years. Go for it."
   I married that boy yesterday, and my mother just said:" I told you so."
   -love.givesmehope.com
   
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8. iLovePerryThePlatypus
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 12:24pm UTC
   & ;;You Know What Happened After
   ?
   That Dumbasz Broke My Li l' Heart?
   I Grew A Backbone, I Became The
   Most Popular Girl In School,And I
   Stopped Takinq Crap F rom His
   New Girl.(: I Became Prom Queen
   And All Because I Decided:
   I DONT NEED A D!!CK TO BE
   HAPPY!
   NEITHER DO YOU!
   NOT MY FORMAT
   ORIGINAL QUOTE!.♥
   
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9. iLovePerryThePlatypus
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 11:06am UTC
   I Dont Need A Brain...
   I Have A Lil'Somethinq
   Called GOOGLE.
   nmf. x)
   
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10. iLovePerryThePlatypus
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    i love turtles
    i love unicorns
    What if a turtle did it
    with a unicorn?
    i sware to BOB
    that i will sell my
    soul to charlie sheen
    so i could own one.
    am i honestly the only
    person alive who doesnt
    want a uniturtle?
    Not my Format
    but my original quote (;
    
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11. iLovePerryThePlatypus
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Jace: I dont want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.
    Luke: Well,your doing a fantastic job!
    i love that book! :D not my format♥
    l aaa
    
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12. iLovePerryThePlatypus
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    Percy:Did You Get Kicked Out Of School, I Mean,You Were There When I Blew It Up?
    Rachel: Nahh, They Asked Alot Of Questions, I Had To Play Dumb.
    Annabeth:Was I t Hard?
    I LOVE JEALOUS ANNABETH
    
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13. iLovePerryThePlatypus
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    These Might Not be My Formats
    But At Least I Have
    ORIGINAL Quotes(:
    Although i have no Quotes....
    not my format.....
    
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