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1. chickittylover
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   May 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC
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   OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED.
   ~me texting my crush~
   crush: heyy whats up
   me: nothing much i'm pretty
   me: oops i'm pretty tired***
   crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.
   OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
   
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2. Hale_Storm18
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   April 25, 2013 3:30pm UTC
   Friend: Beauty sleep is such BS. I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan.
   Me: But a very cute trashcan. Make all the other trashcans go BANGBANGCRASH
   
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19. greyskies
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    March 20, 2013 8:01am UTC
    *When someone walks slower than me*
    Me: omfg your slow a/s/s is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us
    Me: put some pep in your step grandma
    *When someone walks faster than me*
    Me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police
    Me: this isn't a race, you can tone it down usain bolt
    *When someone at the same pace as me*
    Me: who gave your creepy a/s/s permission to walk with me
    Me: get the fudge away from me before I call the cops
    
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20. kaylaslife
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    March 20, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    *today in my math class*
    teacher: *hears these girls talking* You guys should be working, not chatting.
    boy: They're talking about Pretty Little Liars.
    teacher: They're gonna be Pretty Little Cryers if they don't get to work soon.
    true story
    
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