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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Xofanartbabe_ Xofanartbabe_
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 6:43pm UTC
    a friend;
    would lend you an umbrella when it rains.
    but a best friend
    would take yours and yell, "RUN, FOOL, RUN!"
    NOT MINE! JUST LOVED IT!
    CREDIT TO soccerplayerrr21
    GO TO HER PRO IT ROCKS!

  3. emmsterrr_3 emmsterrr_3
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2009 5:56pm UTC
    "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
    -Robert Frost (:

  4. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC
    If a guy compliments your shirt,
    He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
    If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
    h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
    If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
    well hun, he's gay.
    omggg all minee (:
    so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
    yay (: !!!

  5. hatranny hatranny
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2009 12:04am UTC
    She’s strong
    because she [knows] what it’s like to be weak.
    She keeps her guard up
    b e c a u s e s h e k n o w s w h a t i t ’ s l i k e
    tocryherselftosleep.

  6. SoCCerHotZ4Life2 SoCCerHotZ4Life2
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2009 7:53pm UTC
    It's a Rhythm
    we've got and could never loose
    its in the beat we walk
    and in the way we talk
    you can hear it from far way
    and its getting louder
    day by day, as a reminder of
    what we've got: a friendship
    with rhythm and sole

  7. lalalangtonnx3 lalalangtonnx3
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2009 7:54pm UTC
    untröstlich;
    even Germans get, heartbroken.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. nms1995 nms1995
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2009 8:26pm UTC
    life's a game but its not fair
    i break the rules so i dont care
    so i keep doin my own thing
    walking tall against the rain.
    run this town. rihanna


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. KayJayBaby KayJayBaby
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2009 2:08pm UTC
    I'd like to make myslef believe
    that planet earth turns slowly
    its hard to say that i rather stay awake when I'm asleep
    ------->> Because my dreams are
    BxUxRxSxTxIxNxG
    at the seems
    - Owl City "Fireflies"

  12. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2009 7:58pm UTC
    I g e t i t.
    I ' m n o t s m a r t
    [ I've gotten a few B's. ]
    I' m n o t p r e t t y
    [I don't wear make-up.]
    I'm not fashionable
    [I don't wear your clothes. ]
    I ' m n o t s o c i a l
    [I'm only in a few clubs.]
    I' m n o t s k i n n y
    [ I don't wear a size 0. ]
    I ' m n o t f u n
    [ I like to be alone at times.]
    I ' m n o t n i c e
    [ I speak my mind .]
    I'm not responsible
    [I forget things now & then.]
    I ' m n o t l o v i n g
    [ I don't hug everyone I see.]
    I'm n o t popular
    [I don't have tons of friends.]
    I g e t i t.
    I ' m n o t p e r f e c t
    [I don't live up to your expectations]

  13. atxQTxoxo atxQTxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 4:37am UTC
    long, but u wont regret =)
    A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups, and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.
    As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt tug on his overalls.
    He looked down into the eyes of a little boy.
    "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."
    "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat of the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
    The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket,
    he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've
    got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"
    "Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here Dolly!" he called.
    Out from the doghouse and down ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.
    The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.
    As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed
    something else stirring inside the doghouse.
    Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller.
    Down the ramp it slid. Then in a awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up....
    "I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt.
    The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."
    With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.
    Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."
    With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup. Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.
    "How much?" asked the little boy.
    "No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."

  14. simplelovexx simplelovexx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 10:26am UTC
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  15. xbl0ndiiex xbl0ndiiex
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2009 3:16pm UTC
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  16. helllogooodbye helllogooodbye
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 10:54pm UTC
    color pictures
    s h o w t h e c o l o r o f o u r c l o t h e s .
    black &+ white pictures
    s h o w t h e c o l o r o f o u r s o u l .
    credit4editt<3

  17. OceanWavesxx OceanWavesxx
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2009 3:41pm UTC
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  18. softball42796 softball42796
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 10:56am UTC
    Some Stupid Celeb Quotes
    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    -Brooke Sheilds
    "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
    -Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
    "You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
    - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    - Britney Spears
    "I think war is a dangerous place."
    - George W. Bush
    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
    - Greg Norman, Golfer
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    -Mariah Carey
    "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger
    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    - Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
    "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
    "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
    — Britney Spears
    "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
    - Fran Lebowitz, US writer
    "If only faces could talk..."
    - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
    If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
    -George Gobel
    "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
    - Charles De Gaulle, former French President
    No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

  19. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC
    And with every complex problem
    there is a simple solution

  20. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2009 5:17pm UTC
    BELIEVE?____
    or
    BELIEVE♥
    y o u r c h o i c e

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